Because we need another one of these memes

[useyourimagination]

Prompt ideas!!! <3

ONE
Typos – Um. I don’t kno anyone who would be a beta reader for me so their may be a lot of typos. GOMEN.(4)

TWO
Japanese/other foreign languages – WATASHI DAISUKI NIHONGO! That means I love Japanese, so I’m going to put a lot of it in my fanfiction. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to put a dictionary at the end so you know what I am saying *^_^* U can also use other languages or leik english english from Britain, but Japanese is the most kawaii~~~

THREE
Author’s notes – UM I may put these in the middle of the story so you know what’s going on. Or if I have a funny thing to say. Teehee~ ((A/N:THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW!!))

FOUR
Shipping! – omg like. I love my otp. You can totally tell they love each other even if they really hate eachother omg. They’re hate is so amazing! They should have the hot buttsex lol so kawaii (5)

FIVE
Purple prose – if u describe a scene it should use as many descriptive words az possible. Like “Amber orbs” or “pools of emerald” for eyes. It’s soooo much more better that way.

SIX
Mary sue – omg. Just because my character is a woobie, but also leik the most powerful character and like everyone wants them and is just jealous doesn’t make them a mary sue. They don’t have any flaws at all. STOP FLAMING.

SEVEN 
Songfic- um I think this song by Evanescence really fits my character. It describes their inner sadness ttly

EIGHT
Lemon! – so um. I dk anything about sex but do u really need lube????

NINE
Babies!- I think every character should have a kid and be pregnant. Even if it’s two boiz. Lmao so kawaiiii

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Remember:

“This means the character is talking”
‘this is the thoughts’
*This means they are using their ultra sugoi mind powers!*

R&R 
And NO Flames PLzZZZ THEY WILL BE USED TO COOK OUR HOTDOGS hehee

DICTIONARY::

1:memeswearhouse is my name and kitsune mean fox. Chan is what Japanese girls call each other to be KAWAII!!!
2: Kudasai means plz lol
3: Sugoidesune means its amazing right!!!111 uno
4: Gomen means i'm sorrie. isn't it funny that it says "go men"? I think that's kinda weird. hehe ^_^
5: Kawaii means CUTE. omg itsthebestwordever. lmaoaoaoaoae

Rules/how to play:
>>Post with your character
>>Tag others
>>You are now in a bad fanfic. Make it as terrible as possible.
>>Weep tears at how awful it is.

(credit to memeswearhouse

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Re: Miles Edgeworth | Ace Attorney

[visionofchaos]

[I only got a C because I'm a slow tagger; I didn't end up tagging all the teacher's assignments...]

Vision was walking around the city looking for bad guys or strange people when she saw a strange person. He was in a weird red suit and had gray hair and spoke a weird language, so she used her psychic mind powers to speak his language. "Oh, hi."

[truthsnomiracle]

But to the guy in the suit, he was normal and the city was strange. He thought it was because it was a dream, but really he'd woken up in another world!

"How can you speak my language when the other little people can't?" he asked.

[visionofchaos]

"I have mysterious powers from a land far away. I defend the city with my powers and some friends, but we usually split up a lot."

She wondered why this strange person spoke a strange language and not an ordinary one like she knows. Or even a strange one she knows. She knows lots of languages but not his. It is strange.

[truthsnomiracle]

"Objection! That kind of thing is fake and this is a dream anyway!" the man bellowed.

[visionofchaos]

Vision shook her head at the man. "Dreams are in Dal Quor, which is a dangerous place because of nightmares, so we blasted it out of orbit so the nightmare people couldn't come here. And powers are not a thing that is fake, because we don't have mathematicians casting spells. It's another subject." She was confused because her world had no technology to make magic be fake.

[truthsnomiracle]

"You're making no sense, so I'm leaving," the man said, so he did. He went to the library, but couldn't read anything because it was all in this world's languages.

[visionofchaos]

Vision thought he might get in trouble because he doesn't know real languages, so she went into a room to turn into her secret identity, because her world had no phone booths. She then went to the library and studied a lot of the books he can't read.

[truthsnomiracle]

Of course, the man's world had no phone booths either because he was from the future! But it used to.

Anyway, the man got scared and emo because all the talk about powers reminded him of when his dad got channeled and lied, and he didn't want to believe that happened. But then he thought the truth was more important and he'd make those bad feelings go away, and because he was in a magic world suddenly he glowed!

"WHAT THE HELL?!" he cried.

[visionofchaos]

"No, this isn't Khyber, it's Eberron. And you shouldn't be turning here because there's no undead, and also I heard from the superhero girl who was here before that magic was fake for you. And you shouldn't be shouting here because it's a library."

She was glad she had a clever idea for covering up that she wasn't Vision now.

[truthsnomiracle]

"But it's supposed to be fake!" the man retorted. "And what's this turning thing you're talking about anyway?"

[visionofchaos]

"The blue flashy thing. It makes undead people turn around. Your god must not like libraries."

[truthsnomiracle]

"OBJECTION! There's no such thing as gods and people who follow them anyway hate the truth!"

[visionofchaos]

"Then you should go to the Archival Foundation, it's like a magic school for religious atheists."

She knew about the Foundation because she stole some research from them to sell in the black market.

[truthsnomiracle]

((A/N: The Archival Foundation is mine! But it's not DNS because we believe in free ficware!))

The man bowed. "Apparently I can't just go home, so OK. My name is Miles Edgeworth."

[visionofchaos]

"I'm Althea d'Jorasco, but that doesn't mean I have a dragonmark, because those things are rare, and also I'm a scholar, and dragonmarked healers can't be scholars." Whew, her cover's still intact.

She goes to a bookstore where an angel's wing is being measured and says hi to the shopkeeper in a language the man doesn't understand.

[truthsnomiracle]

Meanwhile, Edgeworth stared at the books all unhappy because he couldn't read them and he likes reading.

Then the shopkeeper let them into the back room where Edgeworth found a secret door with logic!

[visionofchaos]

"Oh, you must be a detective, because if magic is fake for you then you can't use detect secret doors to find it."

She goes downstairs and talks to a changeling who looks like a half-elf. "This guy turns undead but thinks magic is fake because he's an atheist. I need you to trick him into believing in magic. Also, you need to talk with magic because he doesn't speak any languages."

[truthsnomiracle]

"Actually, I'm a prosecutor, but that usually means I have to be a detective anyway," Edgeworth clarified.

The changeling who looks like a half-elf nodded to Althea. "OK, but since your psychic powers are stronger than my magic you'll have to translate what I say." ((A/N: Althea/Vision's way more powerful than most of the rest of the people in the story because most people in Eberron are weak but she's from another story we wrote before.))

[visionofchaos]

Althea frowns. "You can't be a prosecutor, though, because there are no courts. You'll have to be an atheist cleric detective for now. Anyway, this guy doesn't have mind powers to talk to you so I gotta talk for him. But he can listen to you if he touches you."

[truthsnomiracle]

"If I have to," Edgeworth grumbled as he shook hands.

"OK, so if you're an atheist cleric you must be carrying something you don't think is a holy symbol but really is," Dil (that was the changeling's name) pointed out. Althea translated what he said.

"All I have is my prosecutor's badge," Edgeworth replied as he presented it. Althea didn't translate this.

"So if you stopped believing in everything that makes you a good prosecutor instead of a bad one, then what?"

"What?!?!?!?!? NO!!! I believe in truth, justice, and the smart person's way!" Edgeworth cried. Then his badge glowed and he glowed right after. Then Edgeworth went to angst in a corner.

[visionofchaos]

Althea nods to Dil. "Thanks for making him glow again, but I don't know why he likes believing in stuff but hates the idea of believing in stuff... Oh, well, maybe we should go for a walk."

She goes to the stairs to wait for Edgeworth to stop angsting and come look at stuff.

[truthsnomiracle]

Edgeworth didn't stop angsting, but he stopped looking like it as much and went over to Althea. "Can you show me the rest of what's weird about this place?"

[visionofchaos]

Althea takes Edgeworth over to a market where they are selling blank books. "These are special books you can use to write spells in, but you can use them for normal writing too. They have to be made with rituals and materials."

[truthsnomiracle]

Edgeworth shrugged. "I have my organizer."

[visionofchaos]

Suddenly everyone in the market stares at Edgeworth's organizer because it's cool and futuristic to people without technology.

Althea notices it has a mechanical device in the center. "I bet you could make some money selling that to an artificer."