But fine. Fine. While 76 attempts to coordinate that in his less than sober state, Genji is just going to. Temporarily retreat from the roof. Go into the base. Get himself a glass of water.
And if 76 is still attempting to climb the wall when Genji gets back, he is getting water poured on his head from above.]
[Because stairs are for people who are not drunk super soldiers who really should just go take a nap. Drunk and unstoppable, remember?
So basically all this plays out exactly like that. 76 climbs the side of the building because why the heck not. Genji gets a glass of water. Genji dumps the glass of water and somehow 76 does not fall off the building.]
That better've been water or I'm ending you, Shimada.
[Said as if he hasn't sent her that snap from earlier already. Who will Mercy side with, he wonders. Probably not the drunk guy who climbed a wall of his own volition.]
Will you be staying, or are there other wonderous feats you must perform to prove your might?
[Yeah, there's a reason he knew Genji was up here and it's because everyone is well aware that he's a hippie. 76 doesn't make any effort to get up off his back.]
[Compared to 76's usual grumpy uptight self, even if it is because he's drunk, anything less is still a miracle. Genji is going to count it. No one can take it away from him. Next step: find a way to get 76 to chill out that doesn't involve alcohol.
But okay, fair. Chuckling as he puts his phone away again. (After sending that picture to Mercy too.)]
You're right, my apologies. I won't disturb you further.
[At the very least, Genji is good for hanging out in silence with.]
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[And guess who's watching the incoming shenanigans from the best vantage point possible.]
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Where are you
get off the roof
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It also has a great view.
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[As long as 76 isn't trying to scale the wall or something. Ninja you are not, old man.]
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But fine. Fine. While 76 attempts to coordinate that in his less than sober state, Genji is just going to. Temporarily retreat from the roof. Go into the base. Get himself a glass of water.
And if 76 is still attempting to climb the wall when Genji gets back, he is getting water poured on his head from above.]
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So basically all this plays out exactly like that. 76 climbs the side of the building because why the heck not. Genji gets a glass of water. Genji dumps the glass of water and somehow 76 does not fall off the building.]
That better've been water or I'm ending you, Shimada.
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It was. [And then there's a flash as Genji takes a picture of 76 in his drunken, wet, wall-conquering glory.]
I was hoping it might either help you sober up or get you off the wall.
[This is said as he adds the picture in question to the future equivalent of Snapchat.]
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Once he's stable, he swats at Genji with his arm.]
Put that damn thing away.
[You kids and your PHONES and your SNAPCHATS.]
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But yeah, Genji will put it away before 76 has enough time to realize he took photographic evidence of all of this.]
What were you planning to do, anyway?
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He's just going to. Sprawl back. On the roof. A little bit.]
Ask me that in a minute.
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Need a moment to rest?
[It's a very serious question. No faint hint of amusement there at all.]
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Haven't done this in a while.
[He wasn't made to climb walls, not like YOU]
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It's more impressive that you managed it while drunk, then. Perhaps I shall have to reconsider my stance on your unstoppable status after all.
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[Do not underestimate him.]
If I get a call from the Doc I'm throwing you under the bus.
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[Said as if he hasn't sent her that snap from earlier already. Who will Mercy side with, he wonders. Probably not the drunk guy who climbed a wall of his own volition.]
Will you be staying, or are there other wonderous feats you must perform to prove your might?
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But look, now that he's up here, he's not going to make the effort to leave. It can happen in...a minute.]
Maybe I want to see what so great about hanging around on the roof.
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I like the view of the sky, myself. Clear weather makes for a beautiful sight.
[It's exactly what it sounds like. Genji was up here being a hippie before he got that text.]
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Guess I can see the appeal.
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The solitude is another. Not many come up here. It's a good place when you need time to yourself.
[You're in Hippie Domain now, Soldier. And if that's a subtle invitation/advice for the future, Genji ain't saying.]
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But you're not getting away with this, Genji.]
Quit with the pictures. I'm supposed to be enjoying solitude.
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But okay, fair. Chuckling as he puts his phone away again. (After sending that picture to Mercy too.)]
You're right, my apologies. I won't disturb you further.
[At the very least, Genji is good for hanging out in silence with.]
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