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[allaboutmeme]

What did they do to the site even?

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Luke Skywalker | Star Wars | m/f for shipping

[heirtotheskies]

1 Is it wrong to want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a lightsaber?

2 The force is strong with this vodka.

3 I'm not sure if we're on Coruscant, or we're just hallucinating.

[rogueskeptic]

Well...I'm not gonna say no but...

[heirtotheskies]

No, but what?

[rogueskeptic]

Isn't it a little on the nose?

[heirtotheskies]

What does that even mean?

I like lightsabers. I'm in good condition. Ligthsabers are cool.

It would be a cool photoshoot.

Unless it wouldn't.

[rogueskeptic]

I mean, a lightsaber for your lightsaber?

[heirtotheskies]

Ohhhhhh!

Okay, yeah. That makes sense.

Remind me to make sure you get first dibs on new parts for your ships.

[rogueskeptic]

I'm sure it could be done, but you might never hear the end of it.

And I will, I assure you.

[heirtotheskies]

That is also true. Han and Wedge, alone, would cause me grief.

Good. Good advice should always be repaid.

[rogueskeptic]

Han and Wedge? You forgot me and Janson.

[heirtotheskies]

True enough. But you two tend to be less... out there.

Sometimes.

[rogueskeptic]

We're going to have to step our game up, obviously

1.

[corelliansmuggler]

I don't know, kid, but I know it's wrong to want to ask me that question.

Re: 1.

[heirtotheskies]

But, Han, who else am I gonna ask?

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[girlandherstaff]

...Can I have some?

yes!

[heirtotheskies]

of course!

The more the merrier!

[girlandherstaff]

How can vodka be strong with the Force, though?

[heirtotheskies]

The Force is in all things.

It just happens to be very strong in the vodka.

[girlandherstaff]

So what does drinking Force strong vodka do?

[heirtotheskies]

Gets you drunk a lot faster.

And makes the Force a little, well, clearer.

You gain insight, even as you lose control.

[girlandherstaff]

... That sounds both a bit terrifying and very amazing at the same time

[heirtotheskies]

And this is why you should come have a drink with me.

Because life should be both of those things, at least a little.

Especially if you can combine them.

[girlandherstaff]

Well, where are you so I can come and have a drink?

[heirtotheskies]

Level seven, sector three. The reddish--- blue door.

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[youwillbe]

Yes