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[notpronouncedmaymay]

THE FIGHTING MEME


What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES:

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

ENJOY!

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[mybadhabit]

SAITAMA! [The shout is accompanied by a kunai thrown directly at Saitama's head as Sonic appears at the end of the aisle at the supermarket.] I have found you once again! Today will be the day that you die!

bless u

[heroforfun]

[Saitama had been looking at a container of konbu, and reflexively had held it up, the kunai sinking with a squeaky THUNK into the styrofoam instead of his face.

Saitama looked surprised, nonetheless.]

Hey, I don't want to be responsible for paying things you damage.

ngl this is the WHOLE REASON I went with Sonic

[mybadhabit]

Then fight me, Saitama! [Without waiting for a response, he charges down the aisle, ninjato raised] FIGHT ME!

You're already one of my favorite people

[heroforfun]

Hey, quit swinging that in the store! [He'll grab it with his hand and yank it up, either yanking it entirely out of Sonic's hand or tugging Sonic into an uncomfortably close distance.] I'll fight you, just wait outside.

Oh Saitama Senpai plz I am but a humble ninja shouting for u to notice me

[mybadhabit]

[Sonic takes a couple steps closer as his ninjato is pulled from his hands, refusing to give it up entirely without a fight. Naturally, he's no match for Saitama's strength, so he's left swordless and a little at a loss.]

You'll fight me? [Wide eyes narrow into suspicious slits and he steps even closer, getting right up into Saitama's personal space with a challenging stare] You'll fight me seriously, and you won't try to run off?

[heroforfun]

[...Oh hey, this is an opportunity!]

...Sure. But only if you let me finish buying groceries.

[mybadhabit]

[He'd really rather fight Saitama right now, but Saitama agreed to fight him seriously, and he's a Hero right? So he has to stand by his word, doesn't he? And outside is definitely better...]

Ugh. [He steps away with a roll of his eyes, folding his arms over his chest] Fine! But I'm not leaving the store until you do.

[heroforfun]

Good. After that I'll treat you to udon.

[Saitama grabs either end of the sword he yoinked from Sonic and folds it, the metal creaking as it bent as easily as putty in Saitama's hands.]

Quit drawing weapons out in public, it's dangerous.

[mybadhabit]

No, you won't, because I will have defeated you and you will be dead. [No he won't Sonic, don't even kid yourself]

[Annnnd there goes his ninjato. Again. How many of those has Saitama broken by now?] Stop breaking my swords, Saitama! They're expensive and I just bought that one to replace the LAST one you broke!

[heroforfun]

Hey, take better care of your stuff. It's not my fault.

[Saitama just meanders through the store, thumbing through his coupon clippings and comparing prices. He gathers up a decent grocery list, and casually carries it to the register, scans the coupons, and spends his time trying to find exact change. Everyone in the store is pretty freaked out because they're starting to recognize Sonic now that he's thrown around several weapons...]

Actually, if I get "serious", we need to find more open space. So let's go for a walk, I'll drop my groceries off on the way.

[mybadhabit]

I am careful with my things, you're the one who broke them!

[Ignoring everyone in the store (the plebeians), Sonic follows Saitama around like a sullen, angry child, pouting and grumbling about how long it took for him to do something as simple as grocery shopping.]

[Finally, it's over] This is ridiculous! Here is fine, why are you dragging your feet so much? Are you really that scared to fight me?

[heroforfun]

Hey, you're the one that didn't make a plan with me today. Genos at leasts sets up a time he wants to spar. Now be patient or I'll take you out in one hit again. [He doesn't seem worried much at all... sorry, Sonic, it's hard to take someone who's acting like a petulant child seriously.]

[mybadhabit]

[He balks at the treat of being hit, tensing up up and eyes going wide, fully prepared to dodge if Saitama so much as twitches, then slowly relaxes as it becomes obvious that it's truly just a threat.]

Damn you, Saitama. [He hated the way Saitama could send such fear through him with just a look. Granted it did nothing to dissuade him from his course.] I'll kill you. I swear, I really will.

[heroforfun]

Ah huh.

[He starts carrying his groceries and luckily, it's not too far to his apartment. He'll ignore Sonic's gripes, setting the groceries in the fridge, and then lead Sonic out to the huge wasteland he sparred Genos in before.

Huh. Some of the place was still pretty torn up from that fight.]

Alright. Ready?

I'm just gonna uh. Slide the thread this way so we don't break the page 8I

[mybadhabit]

[he narrows his eyes at Saitama, kicking at him again. Stupid strong Saitama, not acknowledging his kicks]

Yeah, you wouldn't want me stealing your look, would you?

pffff NAH WE COULDA DONE IT especially since I wanna try and drag someone else in once they're home

[heroforfun]

Not if you're gonna be a murderer and give me a bad name, no.

GASP A GENOS? :O Also I am super honored that you think I am worthy of sharing u_u

[mybadhabit]

I hate you. [Sonic grumps and starts in on his noodles. They're not bad, but they're not all that great either. He's had better, but also, he's hungry and they're free, so why complain?] Some day I am going to defeat you, and then you'll be sorry.

DING DING DING I don't know when Genos will make it but eventually for sure

[heroforfun]

I look forward to it, then. [Seriously. Any chance to actually have a good fight again.] Let's at least make sure we don't punch each other to the moon, though. I might kick it out of orbit if I land there again.

That's okay! I am patient, unlike some people (*coughSoniccough*)

[mybadhabit]

[Sonic pauses, his mouth full of noodles, and looks at Saitama incredulously. Then shrugs, because he can actually kind of see that, yeah. If anyone was going to knock the moon out of orbit by landing on it, it was Saitama.] If that's possible, we would want to avoid knocking each other to the ground. We could push the Earth out of orbit, which could be arguably worse.

[heroforfun]

It'll be a long time before you have that amount of strength, though. Doesn't look like you train your upper body enough.

[mybadhabit]

I don't use my upper body the same way you do, Saitama. Besides, even if I do focus more on my legs, my upper body is still stronger than most others. Your strength is just so absurd, it can't be used as a measurement of comparison for other people.

[heroforfun]

Anyone can become as strong as I am.

[mybadhabit]

I didn't say that they couldn't. I'm just saying that currently, my abilities cannot be measured on the same scale as yours, and that just because I cannot hurt you, that I am lacking in strength, and you shouldn't underestimate me.

[heroforfun]

I haven't underestimated you. I've seen what you can do.

[mybadhabit]

Well, it doesn't feel like you take me very seriously.