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THE FIGHTING MEME

What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES:

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

ENJOY!

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[Saitama just shrugs and eats another piece of cake!]

You're just too spoiled, Sonic.

[Sonic stands abruptly, jostling the table and knocking his chair over] Spoiled? You think I'm spoiled, Saitama? [he slams his hands on the table, leaning in real close to Saitama, grinning from ear to ear and eyes wild] You don't even know the first thing about me. Why would you? I'm just a joke to you, aren't I? Just a little fly buzzing in your ear. But I will kill you, Saitama, I really will. I don't care how long it takes, how much indignity at your hands I must suffer, one day, I will separate that stupid egg-shaped head from your shoulders, I swear it.

There's no way you're killing Sensei.

[He will throw you in jail before that ever happens.]

[Saitama elbows Genos. Don't worry, don't take him so serious...]

Sonic, you've got udon breath.

[Sonic's grin twitches, then he straightens himself up and starts walking away from the table] I'm leaving.

I'm not paying your tab.

I got it, don't worry.

Later, Sonic. Don't cause a ruckus until next week so I can meet my quota.

I'll cause a ruckus whenever I damn well please, Saitama. In fact, I might go cause a ruckus right now. Wouldn't that be fun?

You should be in jail right now.

No, it'd be lame. I actually want to go to sleep on time tonight.

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