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betrys trevelyan | dragon age: inquisition

[vowedtostay]

1. I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was throwing up in his bathtub, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"

2. btw sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems
heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets

3. Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 25th birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th

4. [Text Bets.]

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[otherford]

Next time, tell him he has to put his cloak down first. It helps with the pine needles.

[vowedtostay]

that's a good idea but we were up against a tree
wait
BRAN
maker strike me down right now

[otherford]

Cloak still helps! Pine needles, sand, hay, tree bark. Helps with all of them!

[vowedtostay]

maker set me on fire right now
i don't want to live anymore

[otherford]

I'm sorry, but it's helpful to know!
Don't tell my brother I told you.

[vowedtostay]

i think he'd prefer to think you don't know we do anything at all
let alone forest things
i still cna't believe i sent that to you
maker's breath it was for the queen

[otherford]

Your secret is safe. We will never speak of it again.

[vowedtostay]

and please don't tell anyone i was trying to reach the queen
that's the last thing your country needs
knowing that she and the herald of andraste gossip about sex
(don't tell cullen)
(i think he already knows)

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[itwasharrowing]

Awwww it's not your fault that you're an old soul!

Can you knit me a new scarf? Dog got ahold of mine :(

[vowedtostay]

An old and boring soul. I think I crave boringness these days.

Of course I can. What colors?

[itwasharrowing]

You aren't boring!

Mm, I really liked the red one you made a while back. Where do you get your yarn? I could just go buy it.

[vowedtostay]

Be honest, Solona. When is the last time you've thought "exciting" and "Betrys" at the same time?

There's a little craft shop near the movie theater. They have the best yarns. We could go together and pick something out if you want.

[itwasharrowing]

Yarn can be exciting! Creative endeavors are totally exciting! See I'm totally excited about yarn! Look at all my exclamation points!!

[vowedtostay]

I'm starting to think you aren't as excited about yarn as you want me to believe.

[itwasharrowing]

What? Pish! Whatever gave you that idea? :p

I actually do really like craft stores. I mean they're full of stuff I can't use and what I can use I don't have time to use? But I still like walking around them?

[vowedtostay]

They're fun, but they don't exactly suggest an exciting life.

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[quiteprolific]

You honestly couldn't wait until we made it back to the keep?

For shame, Inquisitor.

[vowedtostay]

HOW MANY PEOPLE WAS THIS SENT TO????

[quiteprolific]

Apparently you were very keen to warn us all of the dangers of fraternizing in the outdoors. Very considerate of you.

[vowedtostay]

i didn't MEAN to
it wasnt for you in the first place
maker's breath
i want to die all over again

[quiteprolific]

For who, then?

Don't be ridiculous, you can't die before telling me. I wouldn't allow it.

[vowedtostay]

that is none of your business dorian

i told you moments ago
andraste light me aflame i am no longer herald material
i apparently told everyone in skyhold about this afternoon

[quiteprolific]

And I'm the last to know. Now my feelings are hurt.

[vowedtostay]

i think everyone found out at once actually