sexting meme

[waitingforsin]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

[teenyoda]

[guiltier]

why haven't you taught me about sexting yet

[ it's all over the internet and tv, and they talk about it as if it's a necessary life experience. and yet, here she is, and she hasn't done it yet. as the people on the internet would say... wtf. ]

[teenyoda]

Um... because? We do the sex thing?

[guiltier]

well that's dumb

what are you wearing

[ that's what they say in all the cliche sexts!! ]

[teenyoda]

Clothes? Malia, sweetie, that's the sort of thing you do late at night when people are dressed for bed. Or getting undressed. Or having a bath.

Not during lunch at school.

[guiltier]

you're really bad at this

we could get undressed [ and because she knows he'll think she means ripping their clothes off in the cafeteria... ] i know, not here

[teenyoda]

We could. After school? See, this kind of thing is normally done when there aren't people around to see certain reactions.

[guiltier]

you mean boners

[teenyoda]

[BLUSH. GOD, MALIA.]

Partly, yes.

[guiltier]

your face is red

[ that's right, she's got her eye on you, stiles!! and it's cute, okay, so she has to push the subject. ]

what else then

[teenyoda]

Both our reactions, if I'm doing it right. Kind of don't want anyone watching you get all hot and bothered.

[guiltier]

i'm ok with everyone seeing you hot and bothered

have you done it before

[ she means sexting. not public boners. ]

[teenyoda]

I'm not. I went through that during puberty. No bueno.

Done what?

[guiltier]

sexting

with another girl

[teenyoda]

Nope. In case you haven't noticed, I don't have a plethora of female admirers waiting for my texts.

[guiltier]

good

i wanna be the only girl you do things with

if another girl sexted you i'd bite her

[teenyoda]

Yeah?

[And because he was feeling cheeky...]

Where?

[guiltier]

probably the leg

[ #sexy ]

[teenyoda]

[Malia... god. Work with him here.]

You'd bite a girl on the leg for texting with me?

[guiltier]

[ do you want a boner or not, stiles? mixed signals! and suddenly she's feeling sort of self-conscious; clearly, stiles is implying that she should deal with jealousy in a way that doesn't involve biting girls' legs. she probably wouldn't actually bite them! she'd just want to. ]

is that bad

[teenyoda]

I'd prefer pillow fights. Or water fights. Maybe naked jello wrestling?

[guiltier]

people actually naked jello wrestle

[teenyoda]

ATTCH: I couldn't find jello, but this works too.

[guiltier]

[ what the hell did she just watch... ]

biting her on the leg is easier than that

but you can naked jello wrestle with someone if you want

[teenyoda]

Nope. It's only sexy when girls do it.