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The (Horrible) Pick Up Line Meme

So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper.

However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that.

Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how it works

Post with a character, putting name and fandom in the subject line.
Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
Character reactions can be either:
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
- /equally horrible pick up line
or whatever the player feels up to doing.
If you're out of ideas, check this site out.
All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

(Taken from

kittieboom)

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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Miss Adler, Back from the dead? How was heaven when you left?

Disappointing. Now let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Could always tell everyone what we didn't do. Like Dinner.

[ Without missing a beat ]

Even a man such as yourself has to eat sometime.

Eating slows down the brain. Brain is the new sexy, as you've stated. Suggest sexier activities.

Oh, but I am, darling. Use that sexy brain of yours and decipher my metaphor.

Are we confusing innuendo with metaphors now, darling?

The two are hardly mutually exclusive.

I prefer mutual exclusivity with my implications.

I'll keep that in mind. What else do you prefer?

I'd rather have you not know what I like. I've seen you destroy nations with that information.

Nearly, until you learned I like puns.

Are you suggesting your likes have an effect on national security?

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