Blame it on the alcohol

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Them rule things
1. Post with your name and fandom and preferences
2. You (or the responder or both) are drunk as a dunk
3. RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR
4. Stay cool, you crazy cats.


SCENARIOS
1. Dragged away from the bar
Dude, it's totally time to put that glass down ok. And because I am an awesome friend, I am going to do you the favor.

2. Strip poker
Yeah, well. There's been worse ideas hasn't there?

3. Gone streaking
So you're feeling groovy and hot because you are hot, duh. Time to let it all hand out, man.

4. Friendly Terrorism
What's a little eggs and toilet paper on your best friend's car hurt?

5. Bar fight
YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW YOU BUDDY. I WANT ANOTHER ROUND.

6. Obligatory one night stand
Yeah, well. Shit happens.

7. Dancing in the streets
Like streaking except more ridiculous unless you're David Bowie and Mick Jagger.

8. Terrible Karaoke
You knew this was coming.

9. Chug off
ACTUALLY I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH SO BRING IT

10. WHO KNOWS
You're just drunk, man. Roll with it.

Comments

Enkidu | Epic of Gilgamesh | OTA

[axeatyourside]

[mothersunlight]

[CAN YOU OUTDRINK THIS FOREIGN WOLF GOD?

BECAUSE SHE IS CHALLENGING YOU. She has a ton (literally, thank you Kushi) of very powerful sake and is staring expectantly.]

[axeatyourside]

[THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

And that is by Enkidu leaning down to get a good look at this much fuzzier-than-he'-used-to god and grinning in a perfectly maniacal manner.]

Under any other circumstance, I'd begrudge a challenger for daring to also pick the drink of choice, but curiosity about what it is you've brought wins out.

[mothersunlight]

Arf!

[It's the gooooood stuff. She pulls a bowl-like cup off for him to drink from, before getting her own bowl. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? The cups magically fill themselves(?) - rather, Amaterasu uses her divine power as wisely as possible to make the sake flow into them.

She's drooling, hovering over her cup eagerly and waiting for Enkidu to give his signal of ready...]

[axeatyourside]

[Enkidu's not expecting magic-wolf-sake-pouring-powers, but he grins appreciatively at them. It isn't every day you get to see that, and he picks up his cup with a new sense of wonderment.

Well, wonderment that lasts for all of three seconds, because the hovering is an indication that they should just start the contest already.]

And....go!

[mothersunlight]

[CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

Ammy's lapping the sake like crazy, slurping it up. DONE - you done? She'll pour your next cup full, the battle must commence!! How many cups can you down??]

[axeatyourside]

[Cup two is easy, number three goes down fast, four is consume within seconds. After five, Enkidu puts his cup down, and makes a thoughtful little noise as his hand reaches to pour this time.]

You know it occurs to me that we might have an imbalance here. I had about four or five beers before you arrived.

[mothersunlight]

[Ammy tilts her head.]

Rrroo?

[What's a beer?]

[axeatyourside]

[Enkidu mirrors her headtilt exactly. He's forgotten what an inconvience it is to no longer be able to understand the speech of animals.]

Was that about the beer? Or the other thing.

[He pauses, then adds:]

Maybe one head nod for beer, two for the other.

[mothersunlight]

[Nod! Just one. Beer is the weird one.]

[axeatyourside]

[Oh you poor wolf.]

It's alcoholic, like this, but with a very different taste.

[mothersunlight]

[Oooh. Okay. She'll bat her paw at him. Let her try a few! That's how she'll catch up.]

[axeatyourside]

One moment then.

[Is it proper and respectful to skritch behind a wolf goddess' ears before getting up to fetch her alcohol? Probably not, and Enkidu doesn't care.

He heads off, only to return with a large bowl of beer. A tall glass he could only see resulting in someone's nose getting stuck in the glass. Down the bowl goes, and Enkidu follows.]

It's a lot wheatier than your drink, you'll find.

[mothersunlight]

[Proper or not, she looooves ear scritches, leaning into it for the brief amount of petting she receives. She sniffs at the beer, curious of its scent. Wheatier? Weird.

She slurps it up. Alcohol! Not bad, not bad. She finishes it with no issue.]

[axeatyourside]

Shall we resume then?

[Enkidu reaches for the sake, certain that it's his turn to pour. It'll also let him check just how steady his hands are at the moment.]

[mothersunlight]

[Ammy's tail wags, and she whines in delight. She wobbles a bit with her waggly butt, but she's good to keep drinking for sure.]

[axeatyourside]

[Enkidu's hands are fine as he pours, but setting the sake down, he notices a wobble. Nothing too bad yet, but he knows himself. There's about four or five drinks left in him.

All the same, he lifts up his cup, and knocks it against Ammy's in a toast.]

After you!

[mothersunlight]

Arf!

[She waits, waits, waaaaaits... then dunks her nose in and slurps it up as quick as possible. Still a race, as far as she's concerned!]

[axeatyourside]

[Enkidu finishes a little slower, and when he places the cup down, he offers Ammy a mocking sigh]

At this rate you might pull out ahead.

Another?

[mothersunlight]

[She nods, a bit wobbly in doing so. YEAH SHE'S GOT THIS. This sake makes her feel tougher!]

[axeatyourside]

[Ammy's wobbly might just about match Enkidu's wobbly hand as he pours. He fills her cup, then frowns when he goes to fill his.]

Do you have another container of this, my fuzzy friend? This isn't as bottomless as I hoped.

[mothersunlight]

[Oh, huh, so it is. She totally does, pulling another whole bottle from...

...?

??? Where did it come from?



Either way, she sets it down. If Enkidu could read kanji, he could read the label as "SAKE OF VALOR". Alas.]

[axeatyourside]

Ah, thank you. [Now that's a skill he wants, even if he can't read what's on the label.

Not that he can read period. Too many monsters to slay and deities to anger. Takes the time out of learning to read cuneiform.

With a new jug there, he opens it, and pours yet again.]

same person different account YEEEUH

[ancientsunlight]

[YEEEAH. This sake is oddly envigorating, too! It was an offering for the gods, and quite oddly full of spiritual power.]

GOT IT 8D

[axeatyourside]

[The energy is in the taste, and after a single sip, Enkidu has to pause and offer his drinking companion a very confused glance.]

Different vineyard?