And then the cops showed up...

[sockkitten]

texts from last night
You know the drill!

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The Knave of Hearts - Once Upon a Time in Wonderland

[heartlessknave]

I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...

I'm so sorry, I had to

[riverborntorun]

SPOILERS.

sdfsffd I AM DELIGHTED

[heartlessknave]

how much did i /drink/ last night? and what?

Yay!

[riverborntorun]

Only last night? At least a bottle and a half. I don't know how many shots you tossed back.

Tonight's worse.

you make him cry, river XD

[heartlessknave]

way more than i should have. i'm not even sure where i am rn

more than anastasia did? oops I mean-

[riverborntorun]

Do you at least know WHO you are?

HAHAHAHAHAHA (I am mean for laughing but I can't help it)

[heartlessknave]

yes unfortunately

don't worry, I'm just as mean for making the joke. and for considering making a journal for her

[riverborntorun]

Good then you're not completely beyond hope.

See anything familiar around you?

sfsdfd YEEEEEEEEEES THIS SHOULD BE

[heartlessknave]

you have met me right? of course i'm beyond hope. incorrigible even.

and i see my pants. and one shoe. does that count?

oh dear i sense enabling

[riverborntorun]

You are a gloomy one, you know that? No wonder people get giving you drinks. Probably wanted you to shut up.

...It's a start. Are they on you?

I never enable, not me, nope >_>

[heartlessknave]

and here i thought it was me pretty face

they are now

yousitonathroneoflies

[riverborntorun]

I'm not going to touch that one. I'm trying to be nice.

Bless. Are you inside or outside?

muahahahaha

[heartlessknave]

inside. i woke up in a recliner. i should get up and look around but pain.

[riverborntorun]

in your head or your stomach? You took a punch or two last night

[heartlessknave]

... yes?

[riverborntorun]

I'm guess yes to both then. If your ribs aren't broken, And they can't be broken, I didn't hit you THAT hard suck it up and look around.

[heartlessknave]

when i see you you are going to have to explain just what i did last night

[riverborntorun]

You might need another drink before you'll believe me, but sure. I'll give it a whirl.

[heartlessknave]

you might be surprised at what i'll believe

[riverborntorun]

Ooh, is that a challenge?

[heartlessknave]

you know it

[riverborntorun]

You're on, then. Shall we place bets?

[heartlessknave]

of course! what do you want to bet?

[riverborntorun]

Depends what you've got.

I am so so sorry

[heartlessknave]

well me heart's right out