bakerstreet | THE PASSOVER MEME: PART ONE: THE PARTY

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A PESACH PARTY
Because a Pesach party lasts for seven days.

1. Let My People Go – One of you wants something from the other, but their heart is so hard you could crack a skull with it. Convince them to give it up!

2. Mah Nishtana – Why is this night different from all other nights, WINK WINK?

3. Because It Didn’t Have Time to Rise – Who let you into the kitchen, and what are you going to do with this monstrosity you have created?

4. Four Children – both of you roll the RNG again with numbers 1-4. 1 – Wise Child: Everything you say is perfectly correct. 2 – Wicked Child: Well, geez, when did you hit the troublesome teenage years? 3 – Simple Child: You can no longer understand words longer than seven letters. 4 – The Child Who Doesn’t Know Enough to Ask: You can’t say anything. At all. How do you communicate?

5. Dayenu Already! – One of you just CAN’T STOP GIVING. Presents, favors, advice, whatever, but enough is enough!

6. And the Women Dancing with Their Timbrels – Everything you say now has to be conveyed through song lyrics. You can be aware of the fact that your life has just turned into a medley musical, or just roll with it.

7. Burning Bush – One of you now has a set of commands for the other. Do they follow them? How do you try to convince them to listen?

8. Red Sea – Water, water, everywhere, and I sure hope you can swim because you’re stuck in what appears to be an endless expanse of H2O.

9. Exodus – You’re free!...To wander for forty years in the desert, anyway.

10. Prince of Egypt – You’re royalty — or are you? Boy, does your partner have news for you, so I hope you’re ready to find out just who’s your daddy...

thanks to fellow members of The Tribe

crowsicle and

derogatory for their help!!

THE PASSOVER MEME: PART ONE: THE PARTY

Dave Strider | Homestuck