THE PASSOVER MEME: PART ONE: THE PARTY

[panache]

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A PESACH PARTY
Because a Pesach party lasts for seven days.

1. Let My People Go – One of you wants something from the other, but their heart is so hard you could crack a skull with it. Convince them to give it up!

2. Mah Nishtana – Why is this night different from all other nights, WINK WINK?

3. Because It Didn’t Have Time to Rise – Who let you into the kitchen, and what are you going to do with this monstrosity you have created?

4. Four Children – both of you roll the RNG again with numbers 1-4. 1 – Wise Child: Everything you say is perfectly correct. 2 – Wicked Child: Well, geez, when did you hit the troublesome teenage years? 3 – Simple Child: You can no longer understand words longer than seven letters. 4 – The Child Who Doesn’t Know Enough to Ask: You can’t say anything. At all. How do you communicate?

5. Dayenu Already! – One of you just CAN’T STOP GIVING. Presents, favors, advice, whatever, but enough is enough!

6. And the Women Dancing with Their Timbrels – Everything you say now has to be conveyed through song lyrics. You can be aware of the fact that your life has just turned into a medley musical, or just roll with it.

7. Burning Bush – One of you now has a set of commands for the other. Do they follow them? How do you try to convince them to listen?

8. Red Sea – Water, water, everywhere, and I sure hope you can swim because you’re stuck in what appears to be an endless expanse of H2O.

9. Exodus – You’re free!...To wander for forty years in the desert, anyway.

10. Prince of Egypt – You’re royalty — or are you? Boy, does your partner have news for you, so I hope you’re ready to find out just who’s your daddy...

thanks to fellow members of The Tribe crowsicle and derogatory for their help!!

Comments

Roxy Lalonde | Homestuck

[fuckincakewake]

Dave Strider | Homestuck

[turntechgodkid]

Shirogane Naoto | Persona 4

[expositional]

Rose Lalonde | Homestuck

[roseate]

I'm here for the bitter herbs and salt water I GOT 1

[roseate]

Hand it over.

Lily Evans | Harry Potter

[reddest]

The Doctor | Doctor Who

[spacetime]

8

[outlive]

I don't suppose this was supposed to happen?

1

[fairytaling]

Doctor!

[ brb surfacing from her room in the tardis and her face means BUSINESS ]

Austria | Hetalia

[edle_gestalt]

well, his last name is Edelstein

Po | Graceling

[totesafightinggrace]

THIS IS THE BEST MEME EVER.

Eridan Ampora | Homestuck

[squidissension]

Loki | Thor movie, Marvel canon, Norse mythology

[silver_tongue]

Remus Lupin | HP

[furryproblem]

[fuckincakewake]

hadn what over

caroline forbes | the vampire diaries.

[oncrack]

amy pond | doctor who.

[ponderously]

Seifer Almasy | Final Fantasy VIII

[douchebagging]

5

[srslytoopretty]

Yo, buddy! [That is Zelos SURPRISING YOU FROM BEHIND in the most heterosexual way as he links an arm around Seifer's shoulder.] I got you something!

[And with his free hand, he slowly holds up a glorious white headband.]

[douchebagging]

...

[Is Zelos trying to say he's a girl? What?

..............He just grabs Zelos's ear without even looking at him. STRONG HOLD HERE...]

You ever heard the advice of retreatin' to live another day?

[srslytoopretty]

Ahhh!

[OUCH MAN THAT SMARTS. He sort of stays in position, just ducking his head down and lifting his arms in reaction.]

Hey, hey, what's with the cold reaction?! I'm serious!

Yuffie Kisaragi | Compilation of FFVII (Advent Children)

[viva_la_materia]

((If we can have FF characters in Christmas memes, why not Passover, too? XD))

[douchebagging]

So am I. What's your dirty headband doing here'n why is it in my face.

[Twisting his grip. Just a bit! ...Lmao he's not a girl damn it are you trying to humiliate him!!!]

Aeris/th Gainsborough | FFVII

[ancientflowers]

Katara | Avatar: TLA

[thelastwaterbender]