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[thesearesocks]

texts from last night

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[kingoftherats]

ohhhhohohoooo, i get it.

tiny mouth weights.

then you just put your mouth on a vaccuum hose and see who outsucks the vacuum first.

[vdovy]

You keep coming up with ways to die that I have never dreamed of. I am going to owe you a commission on my next job.

[kingoftherats]

man, y'know. in THIS ekonomy?? i will consider your offer.

I have a very long and very reliable resumay.
and i'll have you no i am very educaded.

why does my phone keep putting red squiggggles under my words