The Abrupt Kissing Meme

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The Abrupt Kissing Meme

 

 

Plain and simple: your character is being kissed. Abruptly. How did this happen? Were they talking too much to the point where it was the only way to shut them up? Was someone bidding adieu or just not able to hold in their feelings? Or was this some CPR class gone bad? More importantly—how do they react?

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. Congratulations, your character is being kissed by whoever tags them!
→ Tag around.
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-9) if you cannot come up with scenarios of your own.
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!

• 1 — Simply put: I like you. (You may or may not know this already.)
• 2 — I did it to shut you up. (It worked, didn't it?)
• 3 — I've always been curious... (About what it'd be like to kiss you.)
• 4 — It was an accident! (I totally tripped!)
• 5 — Farewell. (I may never see you again and...!)
• 6 — Taunting. (Bet you didn't see that attack coming didja?)
• 7 — CPR (You were asleep and you suddenly woke up..?)
• 8 — No more waiting! (Ain't nobody got time for that.)
• 9 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)

Comments

[excessive]

"I must have a thing for insanity,' he muttered, smiling though as he focused on their prey. "Turn up here, I think. Right."

[teenyoda]

Right he turned, noticing a familiar car two cars ahead of them. "Haha. There they are. Good nose, Toto. Maybe I'll get you a treat after this." Teasing was in his nature. He couldn't help it.

[excessive]

"Keep it up with the dog jokes and see how many times I bring up you smelling like a certain activity in class," He muttered, smirking though. "And Danny's the only one in town I know who wears Armani. It's distinctive."

[teenyoda]

"Like a certain what?" He looked over at Isaac, frowning. No way could he... yeah, he probably could. Rude, Isaac.

[excessive]

"That's what you get for dog jokes." He gave Stiles a look, almost apologetic. "I'm sorry? I won't ever mention it again? You're a celibate virgin who won't even think about those things? Oh wait. Kisses."

[teenyoda]

"The problem is that I'm a celibate virgin. I wouldn't have to... do that so many times if I was actually getting any." But yes, that brought him back to the kisses and hello, time to adjust his seat.

[excessive]

Isaac smiled, glancing sidelong at Stiles even as he watched the car ahead of them. "Well, just saying, for a virgin you're pretty good with those kisses."

Not that he had as much experience as he let on but that didn't change his opinion.

[teenyoda]

Stiles blushed a little, still squirming in his seat. "What about you? How, um, far along are you on that spectrum?"

[excessive]

Oh but he liked that squirm, especially with his senses still overwhelmed with Stilinski.

But then it was his turn to squirm. He could lie. He knew he could. It was just he didn't see a reason to. What would he do? Mock him for it?

"Not all the way along. About... halfway?"

[teenyoda]

"There's a halfway?" He almost didn't hit the brake in time to stop from hitting the car ahead of them, but he managed. More blushing and seat squirming commenced and he tried to pretend he did that on purpose.

[excessive]

Isaac may have squeaked, grabbing the bar and glancing at Stiles. "Can you have this talk and drive," he asked, fingers white knuckled on the bar. "And.. I've done things. I've just not done them with a guy. And as for sex..." He shrugged. "There was a girl. Last year. It was... Let's say not a virgin." Not technically.

[teenyoda]

"Yes, I can, thank you." He totally could. He'd just have to stop looking over at Isaac. "It was... what? What was it?" Because he didn't know, Isaac. He had to find out through other people.

[excessive]

He sighed, figuring he sounded like a dumbass and it wasn't going to get better. "It was over quick. I was visiting my dad's family summer before last and I was young and she was gorgeous and older... and by older I mean eighteen and my cousin's best friend and it was quick."

Meaning he was quick and excitable and it hadn't gone far.

[teenyoda]

"Oh." This was one of Stiles' worst fears. Finally getting down to the nitty gritty and firing off before he'd gotten anywhere near docking. Yes, he just made a spaceship reference. Shut up.

"How gorgeous and how older?" Older hot women were always a teenage boy's fantasy. Indulge him, Isaac.

[excessive]

It's pretty damn accurate. At least in Isaac's mind.

"She was... just eighteen, but then I was not quite sixteen. Like days before," he admitted, shrugging. "But you know, older. And she was just shorter than me with dark hair and this really wicked smile. It was like she gave me this look and she could have asked me to steal a car and I would have."

[teenyoda]

He sighed, turning the wheel to follow Danny's car. "Yeah. I know that look." He would have done very bad things if that look had been directed at him by Lydia. But, he was getting over that.

And he'd sort of made out with Isaac in the club. God, what was his life?

[excessive]

"So yeah. There's that," he said, frowning at the car ahead of them. "If they end up at the end of a road to go at it in his car, promise me you'll turn around before I have to deal with that mental image."

Yep, that was more distracting than thinking sex, and Stiles and those combined.

[teenyoda]

"But... we're supposed to be tailing them." And now Stiles was thinking of making out in cars. Or jeeps. Great. Way to go, Isaac.

[excessive]

"I'm supposed to be tailing them to make sure they don't use him for something, not to watch a live sex show," he snorted, rolling his eyes. Because, really, he is having enough issues with being turned on without that, thank you.

[teenyoda]

"Who says he won't use him for something after the sex show?" The Alphas were tricky, Isaac. So very, very tricky. This had nothing to do with the fact that Stiles was half hard.

[excessive]

Isaac fought to bite back a groan at that. Sitting and watching two arguably hot guys going at it after the kisses back at the club? Yep, this was going to be a long, damn night.

"Sure. We'll make sure they don't sacrifice Danny or anything."

[teenyoda]

"Damn right. Danny's a good guy and it's not his fault one of the Twin-tron Alphas is trying to get all up on his junk. I just don't know if it's because, you know, he likes him or because it's a way to get at Scott. Scott said they were keeping an eye on Lydia, but hey, who knows, right? Like I'd trust either of them." Talking about the douche factor of the twins was a welcome distraction from thoughts that would make his pants more uncomfortable.

[excessive]

"Could be both. Spend that much time around Danny and think he could just turn him down," he asked, glancing over at Stiles. Opposite was suddenly spending time with Stiles and finding himself liking him, wanting things with him he hadn't before. "Well, time around Danny now. Not before." Not around Jackson.

[teenyoda]

"Would you turn either of them down? If they got all up on you?" He was curious about Isaac's tastes, now that he'd been brought into the equation.

[excessive]

He glanced at Stiles. "The twins? Yes. God yes. No one is sexy enough to make me risk being gutted in the middle of sex. Danny though... No. Wouldn't tell him n..." He paused, thinking about it. "No, I might. He makes me think of Jackson."

And those were bad thoughts for Isaac.