Mean tweets

[abbacchiohno]

characters read mean comments

"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." It's a rule no one follows. Out there on the world wide web people are talking and it isn't very nice. Your character has been made aware (through printout, email, billboard, article, whatever) of the internet's most brutal commentary about them. How do they react?

1. Find or make up mean comments about your character! It's up to you if you want to break the fourth wall or not.

2. In the body of your comment your character is reading and reacting to mean things people have said about them.

3. Other characters chime in to commiserate, laugh, agree, etc!

Comments

loki odinson | where mischief lies

[annarr]

...why wouldn't it be the Norn Stones? Surely that's the more logical choice.

[And definitely easier to be flip about than Amora. Or Theo. Or Svaðilfari. Or anyone else hot who might happen at a later time he's only wee and unaware of what's coming in the MCU and tv show the future.]

[coldsong]

Probably just an elaborate setup for a pun about getting one's rocks off.

[annarr]

And what, we don't deserve a handsome Kronan for that?

[coldsong]

Unsurprisingly, I like the way you think. Though the Kronans who've met my standards are relatively few and far between; so many of them have pointy bits.

[annarr]

Spoken from experience, I assume?