texts from last night

[sockle]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.
three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
four ➝ fun time for all

Comments

Owain | Fire Emblem: Awakening

[manualofjustice]

That reminds me...we need to get swords

[doteson]

Oh, did something happen to the ones we just bought?

Seta Souji | Persona 4

[fooling_around]

Take 3 Tylenol PM's and try playing basketball.

[ai_no_megami]

why does something special happen

Seifer Almasy | Final Fantasy VIII

[igneousdogtag]

Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.

[strayhound]

You're welcome. You were drunk as fuck. And no, you should be sick of the smell of pizza by now.

[ai_no_megami]

EXCUSE ME?

Oliver Queen | DC Comics

[robinhoodcomplex]

How do you let down someoen you didn't know you were dating without hurting their feelings?

Commander Shepard (M) | Mass Effect

[routinemission]

I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space

[opticshots]

Why am I not surprised?

[Humans. She will never understand you.]

Zoe Hanji | Attack on Titan | OTA

[deviantlyhates]

Thought I lost your glasses but then I found them in your pants.

Explain.

[springcleaning]

They were your glasses and you put them there after your 'shot battle' with Mike, where are you now??

Not that I care.

Norman Jayden - Heavy Rain

[goddamnrain]

#1 rule of drinking: Delete your ex's number from your phone.

❝ｊｏｈｎ ｈａｒｒｉｓｏｎ ❞ → STAR TREK 「reboot」

[retributive]

You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.

[slapdash]

And we both know I would never say such a thing.

Dylan Rhodes | Now You See Me

[onebehind]

I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.

[forgottenmemory]

Speaking as a magician, I'll be sure to stay away from you today.

Bee in your bonnet, Mr. Rhodes?

Kenzi | Lost Girl | OTA

[kleptofaeniac]

White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.

[vexappeal]

If you ever order a "skinny margarita" or any of that bullshit, you are no longer welcome to my alcohol.

Lovino Vargas | Axis Powers Hetalia (AU?)

[tomatoes_dammit]

I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?

[kleptofaeniac]

Hey if you got it, you got it.

Noh-Varr • Marvel-616

[ex_soter262]

I've fallen into a universe of primitives and can't get out.

OR

I'm sleeping with myself tonight because I remember my name and I won't regret it in the morning. Sorry.

[littlecousin]

What is this, some kind of reverse booty call? Harsh, dude.

Dana "Pompier" Halligan | City of Heroes

[urbanhero]

Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

[vexappeal]

I hear reading by Catholic-light is all the rage.

Vex - Lost Girl

[vexappeal]

The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.

[kleptofaeniac]

Did you tell him he was still mad at you for the Apple thing?

Logan Echolls | Veronica Mars | OTA

[opj]

I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.

[racquet]

nothing says grief like mini-skirts and low cut shirts?

Emma Swan • Once Upon A Time

[sheriffing]

Does pizza still have the 5 second rule in a bubble bath?

[kissedawake]

Honey, where are you? And please. Put the soggy pizza down... you don't want that.

Lacey | Once Upon A Time

[beautiful_barfly]

Um.....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms...

[undealt]

Well, I tried to take it back from you, but you said, and I quote, "Touch it and I'll break your kneecap with your own cane."

Touta Matsuda | Death Note | OTA

[matsudaaa]

The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club

Mitsuru Kirijo | Persona 3

[obeymycommand]

So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?

[readyandwilling]

We could start with "everything after getting in the limo." That's about where I stopped remembering things.

Kyon | The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

[procrastinated]

A lesbian and I played "may the best man win" over a bi girl tonight... I lost, but it was still fun.

Shaggy | Mystery Incorporated

[dogsbestfriend]

i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point

Piers Nivans | Resident Evil

[apositive]

Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.

[starships]

Did you somehow piss it off?

Minako Aino | Sailor Moon

[ai_no_megami]

i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.

Sadao Maou | Hataraku Maou-sama!

[supervising]

When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?

[niepokonany]

idk but dude it's like total bs if it's not, right?