[ because sae loves being glazed by him so much he will die without it... ]
my god, sae, how many years have we known each other do you think this is a difficult question for me to answer? you dont like crowd where youll get attention much, you like water and birdwatching youre not really into cultural stuff. also you like people potentially humiliating themselves that already narrows things down pretty substantially
i think you would get a kick out of spectating the eisbachwelle, for starters
( ok, first of ALL. don't do this shit to him? don't just list off random facts he'd never expect kaiser to remember about himself? that genuinely takes him aback? )
... ok.
( he's killing himself right now sooooo don't make too many plans )
( ???????? yes?? obviously????? what kind of a guy remembers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )
No. I trust you.
( kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself
[ ok good because if sae had not explicitly said "no" then kaiser would've moved onto recollecting the time they were in london for ng11 stuff and even though sae said he didn't give a shit, he clearly enjoyed riding the london eye. :) ]
as you should youre in good hands so land in munich early if you can, ok?
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trust me, of course
idk what the tourists do in munich but i know what youll like
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That's a pretty bold statement.
Enlighten me, then: what will I like?
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my god, sae, how many years have we known each other
do you think this is a difficult question for me to answer?
you dont like crowd where youll get attention much, you like water and birdwatching
youre not really into cultural stuff. also you like people potentially humiliating themselves
that already narrows things down pretty substantially
i think you would get a kick out of spectating the eisbachwelle, for starters
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?
( ok, first of ALL. don't do this shit to him? don't just list off random facts he'd never expect kaiser to remember about himself? that genuinely takes him aback? )
... ok.
( he's killing himself right now sooooo don't make too many plans )
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?
you want me to keep going?
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No.
I trust you.
( kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself kill himself
the terrifying ordeal of being known etc etc )
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as you should
youre in good hands
so land in munich early if you can, ok?
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Actually I think I can't come
I'm sick
( he's quitting the team. dw )
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whats wrong
should i be calling an ambulance? your manager?
calm down babygirl i promise it wont kill you
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you dont have major allergies
should i call
[ kaiser doesn't even know he might be making it worse. ]
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You don't know my allergies!!!!!
( DIE )
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ok
then whats wrong what are the symptoms
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if the window in my suite opens
( ok drama queen )