"This is why I'm broke" the Meme!

[galvantula]

The YOU BOUGHT WHAT?! Meme

So for whatever reason, you just spent a ridiculous amount of money on a really stupid item. Maybe it's the Party Python (pictured above), a whopping 26 pounds of gummy snake, or maybe you just bought a life-sized whale made of swiss cheese. Whatever you did, your friend/roommate/comrade/the random stranger in your hotel lobby must now put up with the consequences of your buying decisions. Maybe it's for a party, maybe it isn't--either way, if you show up with a six foot long gummy snake, they're pretty much bound to say: you bought what?!

So here's how it works (and it is incredibly simple with no RNG involved, really):

1. Character A comments with Name | Canon, and whether they're the Buyer OR Receiver, or either!
2. Character B replies with the opposite and either shows off or reacts to said ridiculous item for whatever reason! Be it a batman snuggie or a giant party python, your possibilities are only as limitless as the dumbest, most expensive thing you think your character might buy! Your character might be drunk or not, that choice is up to you.
3. Everyone questions their choices and profits! And by profits, I mean loses massive amounts of money!

Simple, no? Have at!

Comments

[whysocirrus]

Never know when we might end up somewhere you'll need it.

[ Not that swimsuits are basic necessities or anything, but she might, and it's not like it's in bad shape or anything. From fashion he definitely wouldn't know, but that isn't something many of them seem to worry much about, on a day-to-day basis. (More important to be comfortable and functional in a fight, and alive at the end of the day.)

Less self-conscious outwardly than he is on the inside, all of a sudden, Cloud returns to rifling through their teammates' collective junk runoff.

He'll probably deserve to find something embarrassing or indicative of unreasonably awkward memories taped to the bathroom mirror one morning soon, but at least now he's made sure of earning it. ]

[more_than_words]

[She's never worn the top - and never intends to wear it - because it shows the scar she's got across her chest and she's ashamed of that ugly mar... yet she still turns to carefully tuck the top back into her pack, pressing it down toward the bottom near a stuffed mog that's a little worse for the wear. It's not to wear... it's to treasure because -

he will no doubt deserve that awkward reminder stuck to a mirror one day... but, not yet. He's bought himself a little more time - and a little more of her already mostly gone messed up heart - today. On impulse, she leans over quickly, much easier to do suddenly between her already scooted closer thanks to earlier position and his not leaning away anymore either, and presses a quick kiss to his cheek.]

Okay.

[It's a quick whisper and then her hair's in the way, hiding her face, as she turns back to much more calmly unwinding the beads from around her wrist, stupid hidden sappy smile on her face.

Sorting through the team's floatsam doesn't seem so bad after all.]