"It was a theme. I was going with a theme." That he had to explain that just made him want to roll his eyes. "That's because you pushed it wrong. You have to push the top corner and drag it over to the other side. It's a dumb button, but that's how it works."

He demonstrated for him, pushing and sliding over. The machine whirred and thudded out a can into the receptacle. "See? There's your oh so delicious soda. Now move so I can get mine. You're not the only one affected by the crazy eww heat."