THE FIGHT MEME

[memehound]

THE (april) FIGHT MEME



What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):



1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

4: PRIZEFIGHT
There's an audience to watch and a prize at stake that only one of you can walk away with. Best bring your A-game.

5: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've
just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

6: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

7: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

8: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe
you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really
don't want to be.

9: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

10: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

11: AGAINST THE HORDE
It's you and your ally against many. Demons, zombies, whatever. Rip and tear, until it is done.

12: GODMODE
You and your opponent both have world-breaking superpowers, and frankly everyone would be happier if you weren't fighting. You are, though, and it's awesome, even if there might not be much left when you're done.

13: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.


Original here.

Comments

Archie Andrews / Riverdale / M/M

[ginger_paladin]

[4, 5, 6, and 10 for him.]

Tessa | Tales of Legendia OC | OTA

[merinesexual]

[1, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 11. Please discuss first for 10!]

Ziel of the Wastelands | Cradle

[achelord]

[Info. Available in Ghostwater flavor (comparable to, say, Krillin during the Namek arc) or Waybound flavor (comparable to maybe Vegeta during the Namek arc). Most interested in 4, 5, 6, 11, 12. M/F if you REALLY wanna do 10.]

Re: Ziel of the Wastelands | Cradle

[devil_man]

[If you're interested, could do #4: Prizefight, either in a venue where their powers are suppressed, or in an AU where they don't have powers.]

akeha | nier reincarnation

[demonesse]

( ooc: ayyy. 4, 5, 6, 8, 11. 10 possible with discussion. )

sam carpenter | scream

[requel]

( yes pls, give it to me! f/m or previous cr for the smut! )

Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

Xemnu 🧸 Marvel

[titanicallycuddly]

I’d also love to do something with Xemnu pitting someone against some of his 1960s sci-fi mystery monster minions!

Tomoe Naruse | l.o.m.p. | {gen only}

[meltinglight]

I'm here for silly things like thumbs wrestling or rock paper scissors or hamburger eating contest, etc. bonus for taking it absurdly seriously.

Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[nutkrusher]

[It's what she does.]

Akira Fudo / Devilman

[devil_man]

[4, 5, 6, or 10.]

Re: Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[devil_man]

[Maybe a combination of 4 Prizefight and 10 Obligatory Smut Option for these two? Without superpowers involved, probably.]/small>

[nutkrusher]

[Both sound good! You want to just dive right into throwing fists, or do you have a particular starter in mind?]

[devil_man]

[I'm cool with diving right into throwing fists!]

Going to prose

[nutkrusher]

They stand across one another in the cage, neither of them wearing much but the bare minimum - and their knuckles. Cassie shoots him a disarming grin. Perhaps her smile will be charming enough to keep him off guard for the Shadow Kick that's about to be coming his way.

Sorry for the long delay!

[devil_man]

Akira's not completely thrilled with the outfit he's been given for this fight, a pair of nearly skintight compression shorts that do nothing to hide the ... monstrously impressive endowment that fusing with Amon gave him. Hey, maybe Cassie will be distracted by that, who knows.

As Cassie moves in, though, he's on guard immediately, letting that kick hit his arms and responding by trying to grab her leg, intending to flip her to the ground.

[nutkrusher]

Cassie responds quickly, not letting the blocked kick stop her attack. Indeed, her first response is to attempt a Joaquin Buckley maneuver, turning gracefully and kicking with her other foot.

[devil_man]

Akira blocks the kick with his other arm, flashing a grin. "You ain't bad, are you?"

He drops her foot a second later, moving in to swing a left hook at her ribs.

[nutkrusher]

Cassie smirks.

"You're right. I'm not."

A burst of green energy surges through her body as she flips backward, trying to create more distance between them and escape his counter-pressure. It'll take every trick she knows - this guy's good.

Not bad to look at either.

[devil_man]

Akira moves to close the distance as she flips backward, darting in after her to aim a knee up at her stomach.

[nutkrusher]

Cassie is moving back enough that the knee doesn't connect flush. But it still hurts plenty. She grunts hard and grits her teeth, trying to catch her breath.

Meanwhile, she attempts to pull him in for a clinch and slow this down.

And maybe just get a little closer for Reasons.

[devil_man]

Akira gives a grunt as he's dragged into that clinch, the two of them pressed flush up against each other. He does his best to ignore the definite stirring in his shorts, instead settling his weight against Cassie to try to push her up against the cage wall.

[nutkrusher]

Cassie slams into the cage, bringing Akira behind her, at an angle somewhat askew to the one she crashes into the wall with. She's not pressed or pinned, but she's not in the most advantageous of positions.

"Mmmmnh."

That moan that escapes her definitely doesn't sound like pain, though.

[devil_man]

Akira squirms against her, giving his hips a quick buck against hers, but he can't quite help but tilt his head and whisper into her ear with a grin.

"You're really enjoyin' this, huh?"

[nutkrusher]

Cassie smirks. It's apparent that she isn't leaning over for leverage, but to whisper in his ear.

"I can think of something I'd enjoy more..."

[devil_man]

Akira chuckles, grinding his hips slowly up against hers.

"I'm game if you are."

[nutkrusher]

Cassie grins, and from her vantage point at his side, begins to kiss and nibble at the side of his neck.

If it wasn't already clear, she is DEFINITELY game.