now you're just some bunny that i used to know

[ex_tabiya893]

The Rabbit Done Died (v. 2)



"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.

You want to be pregnant. You're trying to become pregnant. Or you are pregnant. Even if you're not typically in possession of a womb, somehow it's happening. Are you scared? Excited? Nervous? Happy? Gassy? A combination of everything? And who's the father, anyway?

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. If you want to avoid any of the options, this would also be a good place to list them.
2. This is one of those RNG memes, so you'll want to go to our good friend Random Number Generator and roll 1-9 for your situation. Or just pick what one you'd prefer.
3. If you're replying to someone, roll 1-4 for how you factor into this madness!

So, where are you anyway?

1. Trying to become pregnant - Sometimes it takes some trying. But at least the trying isn't unpleasant.

2. One month - You're just starting to suspect. You just missed a period. Or you just tested positive. Whichever it is, you have a long way to go.

3. Two months - Sooooo all this sickness is kind of annoying, isn't it? At least you can still fit in your old clothes, right?

4. Four months - Okay, so things are getting a little tight. Time to break out the flowy stuff!

5. Six months - OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALI-- oh, no. It's just the baby moving. Although it's still kind of creepy, isn't it?

6. Eight months - Please. Please let it be over. Have mercy.

7. Overdue - C'mon kid! I'll buy you a pony! NO! TWO PONIES! My baaaaaack.

8. In labor - Exactly what it implies. You're having that kid!

9. Wildcard - Your choice!

What's your role in this whole mess, person replying?

1. YOU ARE THE FATHER - Well, now you've gone and done it. Are you going to take responsibility, or head for the hills?

2. Friend - You may not have done the deed, but you're going to be there to help your buddy. No matter HOW weird the circumstances!

3. Enemy - Do you feel a 'HAW HAW' coming on? This is just too funny.

4. Wildcard - Second verse, same as the first.