the final battle meme

[ringomogirebeam]

It's been a long road. Your adventure, your journey is finally coming to an end. But, before that, you just have one more thing to wrap up. Before that, you need to defeat the Big Bad; the final boss. Only after they're defeated can you clearly say that you've won, and your journey can FINALLY be finished.

How to Play:
1) Post, you know this part of the drill.
2) The character that replies to you is the final boss!
3) Final Round! Ready? Fight!

And if you need it, I've got some scenarios for you.



1) Platforming Boss:- All your running and jumping skills have really paid off! You've even probably done some puzzle solving and have powered up quite a bit. But now, you have to be exhausted. One life left, no continues, but on the bright side, you have a full life bar. Unfortunately, here comes the final boss of the game! Maybe they take 8 hits, or 10 hits, but either way, get ready for the end!
2) Adventure Boss:- An epic adventure, but there's just one thing standing between you and your treasure or your goal. Maybe it's a rival of yours, or the evil enemy you've been trying to keep from getting there first.
3) Fighting Game Boss:- After fighting seven other people and even a midboss, you're now staring down the final fight. The guy at the top of the tournament. The boss in charge. Are they an SNK boss? An MK Walker? THEY HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
4) RPG Boss:- You know how at the end of a lot of RPGs you and the end boss just have a one on one epic LIMIT BREAK VS. LIMIT BREAK MOST POWERFUL MOVE VS. MOST POWERFUL MOVE battle? Yeah, that's what this is. No, you don't get EXP for winning this one.
5) Puzzle Boss:- Someone's been threatening your land and you're finally confronting them. How are you going to stop them? A good ol' game of Tetris. Or maybe something else. Whatever floats your boat.
6) Monster Battlin' Boss:- No, you weren't the one who fought their way here. Be it a team of Pokemon, or monsters you've been able to summon, you and this boss aren't going to fight directly. Instead, you're going to command your monsters to the final showdown between you and them. Can you two (or more) pull it off?
7) Misc. Boss:- The finals of a card game tournament? Maybe the final game of 1 on 1 basketball to save the rec center? The World Champion Boxer/Wrestler? A huge robot that you have to go through an obstacle course to fight in only a truck? Something else I may have forgotten? There's only one way to win, and it's to go at it head on. So get to it.

Comments

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[He didn't frighten her - he never had. Worried, yes; but never frightened. So when she finally draws up to his throne room, she was holding herself proudly and strongly, despite the bead of sweat rolling down her temple.

As he stands and speaks, she draws the Master Sword from its sheath, standing erect before him.]

You have never frightened me.

[It just took her much too much time to arrive here.]

[notahylian]

[He lets out a low, quiet laugh.]

Ah, just as fearless as I had imagined. Listen, little girl, I will give you a choice. You could stay here and have yourself torn limb from limb, your body hung upon a cross as a lovely front room decor, or you could leave with your life. Or if you wanted, I could make you one of my very special slaves.

[He draws his sword and walks over to her with long strides, stopping in front of her to take her chin in his hand and look her face over.]

Mmm, yes, I think chains would look absolutely splendid around that pale neck of yours, wouldn't you agree?

dfgklj LMFAO *FUCK YOU EVIL!LINK*

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[No - no matter what he does, she won't be frightened. Farore chose her to hold the Triforce of Courage; she won't back down now.]

I will not be made into some - some plaything, like you seem to think of the world.

[She grips his wrist calmly, brows furrowed, and shoves him away, taking a step back and falling into a sword fighting stance.]

I'm here to fight you - not become something you can toy with! I don't want to hurt you - but I will if you force me to!

Oh Zelda ur so cute

[notahylian]

[He lets out another laugh, this time a little more heartily.]

You are pretty set on this, aren't you? How adorable.

[Yeah, he's not going to take you seriously.]

omg get out

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[The Heroine lets out a small scoff; but she refuses to let his words get to her.

Instead? Instead she's going to respond to that with a leap - aiming her sword for the evil man's shoulder.
He best start taking her seriously soon, or he'll be full of arrows.]

no never

[notahylian]

[He's quick to block that with his sword and jump back. He then summons up some power and a ball of energy emerges from his hand and he sends it towards her.]

You have no hope of winning if you're only going to use something so primitive as a sword, little girl.

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[Unfortunately for you, mister prince of evil, Zelda already knows what to do at the sight of that orb coming towards her - without a word, she hits it back swiftly, tensing up to have to do it again, if she has to.]

[notahylian]

[Of course she has to do it again, he wasn't about to let himself be hit so early on during the game!]

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[Then she'll smack it at him again! She doesn't care how long this takes - she can go forever to defeat him.
Someone has to rescue Prince Ganon and Hyrule.]

[notahylian]

[That time, he was a little too slow with swinging his sword and he ends up getting hit. He cries out in pain and doubles over for a moment, just long enough for the heroine to get a few hits in if she so wished.]

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[And wish she does - sending her sword towards him valiantly and quickly. Despite being a bit low on the power side, she can definitely make up for it in speed - sending quick, long slashes at the prince of evil.]

[notahylian]

[The sword slices into his skin a few times, but he's on his feet again and pushing her out of the way before jumping back a few feet. He smiles.]

You are stronger then I imagined. Maybe you'll live past the ten minute mark.

[And with that, he runs at her at full speed, sword raised and cut down when he reaches her, aiming at her neck.]

you know what screw it I do what I want

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[Oh no you don't - she won't let herself be defeated so easily. She's too strong for that - she's worked too hard, gone too far, to just die now!

Zelda dodges his attack, rolling safely out of the way before pulling out her bow and arrow, aiming one right for Link's side.]

oh ok

[notahylian]

[He turns around, just in time for the arrow to hit him in the chest. It had hit him in his right lung, sending waves of energy through his body. He falls onto his knees, grabs on to the arrow, and rips it out. After the pain subsides, he stands up slowly, breathing heavily. That wasn't enough to kill him in one go, but if he were hit by a few more, he surely would be dead.]

Those are some powerful arrows you have there little girl.

I AM THE HERO, IT IS ME

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

Of course they are.

[Her swordsmanship may not be more than acceptable, but her archery knows no bounds, prince of evil. She's quite proud of it, too.

Don't mind as she pulls out another arrow, Link.]

X(

[notahylian]

[No, he's not going to let a child win.

He draws up another ball of energy and sends it towards her before she can send another arrow flying.]

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

Ah -

[She dodges it quickly, rolling out of the way, and puts back the arrow - drawing her sword again instead.

Wanna play some badmitton, eh, Linky?]

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[notahylian]

[Yes, yes he does.

He sends another towards her, this one a bit bigger then the last.]

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[And, just as deftly as before, she slashes the orb back towards him; her grip on the Master Sword noticeably tightening.]

[notahylian]

[And he hits it back, just as quick as before.]