the MINOR INJURY meme

[surething]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

"Quit squirming! You're just going to make it worse."

She sets her hands around his ankle, shooting a frown his way.

"Just.. hold your breath and think of England or something."

[teenyoda]

"It's already worse."

He gives her a stubborn look back, one that's been perfected over the years. "I'm not British."

[nukeoleptic]

"Even more worse, then."

She just puffs her cheeks out at him, wrinkling her nose.

"And fine. Then think about, um - cheetos and hot pockets."

[teenyoda]

"I don't like Cheetos or hot pockets." But he did like Lydia, so he'd think of her. Shh, it worked, Jade.