the MINOR INJURY meme

[surething]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

[acidity]

There was a roll of his eyes. No one listened to Isaac ever anyway. "Fine, but infections like that can get pretty bad. You do know Coach keeps a First Aid Kit up front, right?" His eyes looked back at the locker room, gesturing towards where it is.

[teenyoda]

He looked at the office, then back at Isaac. "Yeah, I know."

Which was Stiles secretly saying 'but it's not like I'm going to look like a dog trying to chase its tail trying to fix something I can't see in front of a locker room half full of my peers who already have enough to tease me over'. He had pride, Isaac. God.

Well, he sometimes had pride.

[acidity]

"Do you need help?" Because you're being an idiot.

[teenyoda]

Answering 'no' would be stupid, not just because it was obvious he did, but because lying to a werewolf was an exercise in failure. "Are you offering?" A fact that seemed a little on the suspicious side.

[acidity]

"No, Stiles. I'm just going to point it out and watch you suffer." Really? He rolled his eyes before navigating the lockers to go grab the first aid kit.

[teenyoda]

"Hey, I don't know your motivations. Maybe that's exactly what you'll do." Stiles gave him a sour look before following after. He didn't need the snark, Isaac. That was his specialty.