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Why are we naked?

The Suddenly Naked Meme

- Post with your characters either blank or with a starter, go tag around as well
- Either your character, the other, or even both are suddenly naked. Clothing just gone.
-Could be a sudden vanishing, massive wardrobe malfunction, or whatever reason you like.
- Play it for embarrassment, awkwardness, or sexiness. Just have fun.

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What the hell kind of magical trap is this?!

[It's not even being naked she objects to, but the vulnerability of being without her light leather armor.

Well, now her companions know she has a cheap tattoo of a cat's pawprint on her left butt cheek.]

[Her clothes are made of ice magic sometimes, so what happens if that magic stops working for some reason and they just dissolve? 18+ only please, and Anna is very welcome.]

[It seems someone has poured hot water on a black piglet?]

[It's a thing for him. In combat or out of it.]

[ Well this is awkward... (nsfw) ]

Ah—

[ This is awkward, but at least it's just the two of them? There are definitely Servants she would be much less comfortable with in this position, so that's the silver lining.

Ritsuka covers herself and turns, glancing at an innocent angle up towards the ceiling. Not that it isn't extremely tempting for her to steal a look, since Musashi is gorgeous. ]

Sheesh. It's almost surprising that something like this hasn't happened before, you know? If it's some kind of perverted magic, that could be pretty dangerous in the wrong hands...

[ Musashi might have had a similar reaction under normal circumstances but as soon as she turns her gaze toward Ritsuka she widens her eyes a bit and ends up... staring. Staring longer than she should have. She's a lot less nervous overall since it's her but there's definitely still a blush that starts creeping it's way across her face.

For a moment Musashi seems to have suffered some kind of hearing damage, finally breaking her focus to gaze up toward Ritsuka's face a few seconds after she's done speaking. ]

... H-Huh? Oh, uh, right! Yeah! We definitely should find out who's behind this. I've been to plenty of worlds before but none I've been to have rendered me as nude as the day I was born.

[ Well, that's actually kind of flattering. Ritsuka doesn't think much of her own body—like literally, in that sense that she isn't vain, and since she usually has something much more important on her mind. She is lean and fit, mostly because she has to run a lot.

During the pause, Ritsuka is proud of herself for not giggling. The attention does bring a shy little smile to her face, and she also ends up blushing a bit. ]

Yeah... I feel even more naked without my mystic code. [ She sighs, but then sends a bigger grin directly Musashi's way, and manages to hold her eye while doing it. ] Seems like this could be a really troublesome singularity, so I'm glad you're here with me.

[Strangely enough, this isn't the first time this has happened...]

[She looks down at him. There was a momentary surprise at him suddenly being naked, and her own clothes just vanishing, but she didn't seem all that fussed.]

Huh, nice cock.

[His first reaction is to cover his face with both hands out of embarrassment. Except after a moment he realizes that leaves more... critical parts of him exposed. So he divides his attempt between both upper and lower levels.]

T-Thanks... Gotta say that's the first time it's gotten a compliment...

[Nudity is not that big of a deal to her. And while she doesn't go around flashing everybody, she is more than comfortable in her skin so if it happens? oh well.]

[Transformation mishaps are bound to occur. She doesn't seem to notice this at first, holding up a wand with a crescent shape atop it. Everything is on display.]

[This? This is the face of a man who is completely unbothered. ~~And is also hung like a horse so why would he be?~~]

[Well, he's more exasperated and resigned than he is shocked or angry, so—]

[Primarily played post book 1 but very flexible for castmates, open to both gen and shipping!]

She's sorting through the items they'd acquired from their last job, when it happens. She takes one piece out at a time, tells him what it is,-"two silver forks, one polished orb that looked expensive"- sets them on the stingy dresser of the rented room then: Poof! They're clothes suddenly just vanish. It's not the weirdest thing that ever happened. And it's not like she's shy, but she prefers to be the one to decide if she's getting naked. And she's certain Ryld also prefers it. He might not be as irritated as she is, but she's been working on consent and comfort levels with him, and she will NOT have that work ruined now.

She turns and yanks the blanket from the bed, immediately drapes it around Ryld's shoulders like a big cloak. "It wasn't me."

Honestly, of all the things they've experienced together, this probably doesn't count as the worst. Not that it doesn't make it any less annoying, but it's not awful. He does, however, give the strange orb on the dresser a withering look as he gratefully wraps the sheet around himself.

The fault of wizards, probably. Ugh.

"I would assume not, given we just bought those clothes." At least his cloak was safe, having already been removed before everything else vanished. Which means he can take that and wrap it around Telaise's shoulders in turn, very politely keeping his eyes elsewhere until she's covered.

"So troublesome..."

If it were anyone else, she would make a flirty joke. Something about not minding if they got an eyeful. Being raised by Sharran priests really screwed her up. But she's working on it, getting better. Finding more value in herself. She's still thirsty as all get out, but she's reigning it in. Being more focused, and appreciating herself. And the other person.

She finds she appreciates Ryld putting his cloak around her, very much. She knows it's not meant to be romantic, but something about it just hits her at the right angle.

"Just a bit. Wonder why it happened now, and not when I picked it up. And why clothes?"

To be fair, Ryld can certainly appreciate his cloak on her, as well. Turns out it looks much better on Telaise than it does on him.

Not much of a surprise there. He can't pretend he doesn't notice how good she looks in most things, after all. But he doesn't comment on it, rearranging the sheet around his waist as he sits on one of the beds with a huff.

"I just find myself thankful it wasn't when you picked it up. Harder for us to get into towns with a very obvious drow by your side."

What if they just...break the orb? Maybe? Would that reverse things, or leave their poor clothes gone forever? He doesn't know, magic was always Pharaun's domain, and something Ryld never had any personal interest in, which he's regretting a little in this moment. But he drags Splitter up and lays it across his lap, drumming his fingers on the sword as he grabs the orb and frowns down at it.

...he sure looks like he's heavily considering trying to cut the damn thing in half.

"Perhaps it was a trap you triggered?"

It's a frustrating dance of them both being extremely respectful of each other, while checking each other out, all the time. If it was anyone what but Ryld that she was pursuing, she probably would have being more forward. But she has been working very hard to not pressure him, whole waking the tightrope of letting him know she is interested. Very interested.

His sitting there with a sheet around only his waist is not helping. Tymora, help her get through this without screwing it up.

"Like a puzzle box, you think?" This is not her strong suit. Her wisdom is an 11. She knows a lot of random stuff, but the most successful puzzle she ever solved was wrenching open a door, with brute force. (Her strength is a 9. Nat 20s are great.)

She's picks up the orb again, very lightly, turning it over in her hands. She walks over to Ryld, so he could examine it with her. 4 eyes are better than 2.

Surely Ryld of all people wouldn't have wrapped the sheet around himself like that on purpose, right?

Right??

"Not like any puzzle box I've ever solved," he huffs, letting her take the orb without complaint. And while she holds it there for both of them to look at, his red eyes narrow as he studies it further, fingers still drumming on Splitter's blade-

He groans. Scrubs a hand over his face and leans back, shaking his head.

"It's too late for this nonsense. We can leave it for morning."

Her brows go up in surprise. She looks down at the cloak draped around her, then to him, lounging with only the bedsheet wrapped about his hips. (Eyes up. Up, Telaise. There you go, there's his face.)

"Really? You're sure?"

She gives a pointed glance to the bed he's reclining on. It wouldn't be the first time they shared a close sleeping arrangement, they're in the adventuring perfection, things happen. But not in such a state of undress.

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