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pros and cons of dating your character

a humor/shipping meme



The premise is simple.

[1] Your character has a sign listing out all the pros and cons of dating them. Maybe they wrote it themselves, maybe they didn't.
[2] This list is displayed for everyone else to see.
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels. Comment with your character's list, then have fun reacting to other people's pros and cons.

Comments

Shampoo| Ranma 1/2| OTA

[catcafewaitress]

Pros
Excellent Cook
Skilled martial artist
Very strong
Loyal
Complete devoted wife material
Overly affectionate
Willing to fight and/or die for you


Cons
Any rival may or may not be in danger
Backstabbing may result in bodily harm
Overly affectionate (the death grip is not one to easily escape from)
Sometimes causes property damage by punching walls down instead of using the door
Manipulation tactics in using Chinese Voodoo on you Vindictive temperament
Might run over with bicycle when not paying attention
Lack of awareness for personal space (Especially when bathing or sleeping if she's fond you.)

[She didn't write it, but she looks too cute to be dangerous, riiiiiight?]

[dubitation]

Chinese what now?

(He can ignore the rest but not that?)

Joon Yorigami | Touhou Project | OTA

[pay2lose]

Cons
Verbally abuses you constantly
Expects you to do all the work
Spends all her money on herself and none of it on you
Long list of enemies who will attack you
Loves capitalism

Pros

Asano Rin | Blade of the Immortal | OTA

[revengeisalie]

Pros
A caretaker at heart
Loyal to a fault
Very accepting
Decent homemaker
Would invade government seats for you

Cons
Chaotic
Tsundere
Sometimes wants to stab a guy
Does what she wants
Would invade government seats for you

Yato | Noragami

[intertwinedfates]

Pros:
+ Never-ending fountain of optimism
+ Still has a childish sense of wonder
+ Skilled at many things (art, weaving, math)
+ Will fight for you
+ Easy to please
+ Strong sense of morals
+ An immortal god

? Comes with his own 14 year old teenager

Cons:
- An immortal god
- Overbearing father may target you
- Sometimes childish and demanding
- Volumes of issues
- Pervert
- Has a history of dealing in death
- Sweaty

[scampo]

( Just gonna... add to that cons list: )

- Broke

Asuka Langley Soryu | Neon Genesis Evangelion | ota

[redheadcarrier]

Pros
Loyal
Affectionate (when she wants to be)
Very intelligent
Can do a lot if she just puts her mind to it

Cons
Incredibly tsundere
Has a lot of emotional baggage
Might slap you
Feels like she has to be the best at anything she does
Prickly

[the_man_from_jupiter]

If there is one thing I like, it's an over-achiever. You must be an exceptional young woman.

Anotsu Kagehisa | Blade of the Immortal | OTA

[whateverworks]

Pros
Powerful warrior
Very concerned about his partner's health
Financially generous
Wants you to be your best and most fighty self
Egalitarian mindset

Cons
Militant nationalist
Constantly getting into fights
Many people want him dead
Grandpa issues
Very mixed feelings about having children
Emotional intelligence of a log

Johanna Constantine | The Sandman (Netflix) | OTA

[keepgodwaiting]

Pros
Great lay
Well-read
Interesting conversations
Travels a lot
Knows all the best nightlife spots in London
Good taste in music

Cons
Afraid of commitment
Poor boundaries
Bitchy
Hoarder
Doesn't like cats
Criminal record
You will probably die or at least be deeply traumatized

Re: Johanna Constantine | The Sandman (Netflix) | OTA

[flyingknight]

All I'm hearing are pros- wait, you don't like cats?

Zero | Drakengard 3 | ota

[bloodpetal]

Pros
An absolute freak in bed.

Cons
Murderer
Foul-mouthed
Willing to kill people who inconvenience her
Will lie and cheat to get what she wants
Mistreats her kid(s)

[ohihateyou]

Who the hell could've possibly put you up to this?

fanivea "fani" fevander | original character | ota

[pyraterepublic]

( info )

+ pros
+ comes without any mother-in-laws
+ talented businesswoman
+ an amazing lay

- cons
- would sell you to the devils for one (1) corn chip

seteth | fire emblem: three houses/hopes | ota

[baitless]

Pros
Devoted and dedicated
Good with kids
Loyal
Kind-hearted
More patient than he seems
An immortal dragon

Cons
Devoted to Rhea and you may have Opinions about her
Overprotective
Still grieving his wife who died centuries ago
Will probably outlive any mortal partner short of weird blood shenanigans
Somewhat prudish (worse if his daughter is concerned)
An immortal dragon who cannot actually transform into a dragon anymore

[coldseep]

You can't transform anymore? What happened? Why not?

( Say hi to another dragon... who seems extremely distraught on Seteth's behalf?? As if the very same bad news had been delivered to him. )

Birdie Lewis | OC | Vampire: The Masquerade | OTA

[acaseofyou]

pros

- free live music, possibly forever
- maybe get a song written about you, definitely get a serenade
- generally affectionate and sweet
- knows all the good after-midnight spots
- never have to share food

cons

- literal undead baggage
- that song might be mean
- high likelihood of getting dumped via text as she skips town
- no real assurance those feelings aren't the result of supernatural powers
- might have to share blood

[ info & permissions! ]

[terrifies]

You would dump me? You would reject Miette, like the high school sweetheart? Torpor for mother!

megumi fushiguro ✘ jjk ✘ m/f

[dubitation]

pros;

⤻ Not a bad guy when you get him out of his shell.
⤻ Willing to die for you.
⤻ Quite loyal, incredibly strong to boot.
⤻ Comes with a bunch of shikigami that can double as pets depending.
⤻ Already has a job.

con;

⤻ Willing to die for you.
⤻ His actual family is mostly full of rotten people.
⤻ Too secretive for his own good with how quiet he is.
⤻ Actually can be crueler than one would think on occasion.
⤻ Gets into fights fairly easy if he feels someone is being mistreated unjustly.
⤻ Tends to hesitate and argue with himself a lot.
⤻ Has no idea who his birth father even is.
⤻ Too pessimistic for his own good.
⤻ Can care too much instead of letting go depending.

[watersacrificed]

Gets into fights fairly easy if he feels someone is being mistreated unjustly.

That doesn't sound like a con to me.

sampo | hsr

[dropshipper]

[ sampo is all cons. seriously why would you do that ]

[snowshield]

What are you doing here, Koski?

[You're a walking list of cons, get off of this meme???]

dan heng | honkai: star rail | ota

[menhulu]

pros;

• intelligent and observant
• a decent fighter
• part dragon??
• recently revoked banishment

cons;

• cold and distant
• awkward
• part dragon??
• there's a guy always trying to kill him
• no really that guy just will not quit

[celestialvessel]

I'm reeeeally not seeing anything but pros out here!

[ the express did not need a third overly expressive nameless. the dragon thing was kinda cool if you asked caelus. and of course the boy who beat shit up with a bat wouldn't think someone trying to kill them was a real issue. help? but then, he had a friend like argenti. his priorities were skewed, probably. ]

vash | trigun stampede

[skelters]

[ no pros, only cons ]

elphelt valentine 🍀 guilty gear

[travailler]

PROS

❤️ An actual, genuine rock star
❤️ Also possibly royalty(?)
❤️ Will serenade you
❤️ Armed to the teeth
❤️ Will fight for you
❤️ Now very unlikely to exterminate humanity!
❤️ Huge tits, huge ass, huge thighs
❤️ But most importantly: a huge heart

CONS

💀 Mother issues
💀 Will eat you out of house and home
💀 Will have to be shared with her fans
💀 Comes with very protective big sister
💀 Is an otherworldly abomination
💀 Immortal and unaging
💀 May lay eggs

We don't know if that last one is true!

[untohell]

(See, of all those she's going to stare at one thing here.)

They think you lay eggs?

(....as her own list isn't any better.)

gaius van baelsar | final fantasy xiv | ota

[howveryglib]

Pros
-A disciplined military man
-Honest and principled
-Good (???) with kids
-Dedicated to self-improvment

Cons
-war criminal
-longwinded
-mostly alive in order to fix his previous fuckups, otherwise does not have self-worth
-very duty-oriented
-tries a little too hard to be cool

[falsehymn]

Oh, my; such gravity. Looking for a partner to lift your spirits?

Acheron ✧ HSR ✧ f/f

[untohell]

pros;

⤻ Fiercely protective.
⤻ Attractive, good assets, can be a gentle woman when she wants to be.
⤻ Playful when she wants to be and always willing to help others no matter how she got there.
⤻ Crazy strong and has the power to back it up.
⤻ Will want to make a lot of memories with you, both good and bad.
⤻ Gap moe.
⤻ Come hell or high water, she'll fight for you.

cons;

⤻ The gap moe comes with her having memory issues.
⤻ No sense of direction.
⤻ Actually super dangerous and may or may not be an eldritch horror now.
⤻ Touching her mental space is a big no-no.
⤻ May or may not be the reason why her home world is gone.
⤻ Trauma, lots of trauma.
⤻ Tragic circumstances has led to her current issues.
⤻ For the love of God, please do not risk going into her head or getting too close to her for your own good
⤻ Emotions are not her strong point unless she feels something strong enough.
⤻ She will forget you and likely won't remember in addition to that unless she feels something around you also that is strong enough.

[chaotes]

[ :> here comes trouble. and the reason many worlds are gone. probably. ♥ ]

Well, aren't you just lovely?

jasper | dragon quest xi | ota

[guffawsungraciously]

Pros
-Refined
-Intelligent
-Very nice hair
-Well-positioned
-Big hunky monster form

Cons
-Power-hungry
-Arrogant
-Obsessed with one specific guy
-Disaster drunk
-Helped cause an apocalypse for his dark master

[rainbowchased]

Causing that apocalypse meant you're better than that guy, right?

[...Tristette, no, most people don't try that to get once over on the people they're obsessed with.]

Steve Harrington | Stranger Things

[charmingdingus]

Pros : Handsome, charming, understands the importance of good hair maintenance, has a car.

Literally no cons, I mean, have you seen this face?

kafka | hsr

[chaotes]

[ nothing good will come of this, darling. you've been warned ♥ ]

[maradriven]

(....unfortunately he missed the memo, didn't he? Given he's the one that ignores said warnings. Or perhaps intentionally, he does. She holds the leash and the power. His life and his fate intertwined with her own.)

Does anything good come with being involved with me too in the first place, Kafka, knowing that I hardly care about the warning?

(No. Nothing has, nothing will. He's an animal, her weapon, that man in the corner with the intimidating glare as he stares upon those foolish enough like he's just waiting to tear them apart. Her partner, even, as he finds she should seek someone better than him often times. Someone that desires to live.)

Tristette | Granblue Fantasy

[rainbowchased]

Pros

...Is cute and tiny?
Has an endless supply of minions due to a powerful axe that allows her to control monsters

Cons

Has a childhood friend that probably won't be happy with you
Is obsessed with said friend
Is a professional criminal
That axe? Is cursed
Will call you an idiot constantly
Always lies about her feelings
Has terrible allergies
....Totally doesn't have a massive crushing inferiority complex and definitely doesn't have trouble hiding it.

[Tristette... tries. Some days. Probably.]

[strangleheld]

Oh, you're cute all right... but not that tiny.

[ He holds out his palms under his chest. Apparently miming her assets. ]

somei yoshino『yakuza fiancé』ota

[delinqueency]

PROS

💖 loyal to a fault

💖 stacked, gorgeous

💖 has penal codes memorized

💖 determined to pull her own weight in any situation

💖 has the backing of the yakuza

CONS

💔 bossy by nature

💔 has a short temper

💔 never puts caps back on

💔 dense about romance/sex

💔 existing boyfriend? (crazy)

💔 has the backing of the yakuza

♥

Shiro Ashiya / Alciel | The Devil is a Part Timer!

[khatsudoom]

Pros

- extremely loyal
- is a very cheap date
- will cook and clean and do the laundry
- will even help manage the budget
- honestly, he's the perfect house husband

Cons
- he treats everything as if it were a matter of war
- EVERYTHING
- bossy
- a mother hen type
- doesn't do romance very well
- doesn't even do jokes well
- he probably doesn't have enough data on his phone plan for unlimited romantic texting at midnight
- he will err on the side of the less expensive option.
- you will never be his number 1.

- he's an 1100 year old demon general who is stuck on Earth and in a human shape. He has all of the personality of this but none of the power.

P | Lies of P | OTA

[wasiagoodson]

Pros
Very physically strong
A scrappy and efficient fighter
(Almost) Fearless
Empathetic
Clean
Skilled pianist
Cat lover
Likes to dress up
(LoP spoiler) Fought a man who seemingly partially attained godhood and won
Is a puppet.

Cons
Murderer
Will murder some more if he feels it's justified
Liar
Cannot age(?)
Has trouble emoting
Has no cooking knowledge
Has only fragmented knowledge of relationships (but willing to learn. Pro?)
(LoP spoiler) Runs on a component that was responsible for the epidemic in Krat
Is a puppet.

[P doesn't seem to have any particular reaction to this list...]