bakerstreet | Sexy Truth or Dare

It's the party game everyone knows! This time with a sexy twist. Here's the rules:

Post a toplevel saying, "Truth or Dare?"
Respond to other people's toplevels saying either Truth or Dare.
If you say Dare, then they can dare you to do anything they want, and you have to do it. (Of course, is someone is OOCly uncomfortable with a specific dare, drop it. We're here to have fun.)
Whatever items, drinks, sex toys, or anything else you need for a dare, it is conveniently available.
If you say Truth, then they can ask you any question and you have to answer it truthfully.
However, if you pick Truth, then you have to remove one article of clothing.
Of course, this means that once you're naked, you can no longer pick Truth.
Maximum six articles of clothing. No coming in here with eight rings you count individually, live dangerously.
When the truth or the dare is completed, you can either call the thread there, or the one who was dared/truthed can then ask their thread partner in turn.
Repeat until everyone is naked and having a great time.

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You're use to me being dumb?
[Donnie just out here bein' unapologetically rude she stg...]

Yeah, well your face.
[Also, if she is dumb then his face is dumb. Also, even if not a sexy ask her shoes are coming off. Gonna just be the same argument, but she's not above giving the one worded default RPG answer of 'Ok'.]

No, I'm just used to people being dumb around me. You have met my brothers right?

[Anyway, it's his turn so like... Hm.]

I'll go for dare again, I guess.

[Sir that sounds like the same thing.]

Yep, and more often than not you guys can share a brain cell together.
[Annnd just to be fair in pairing off that off the rail truth.]

I dare you to propose to me.

[GASP at that, GASP he says.

As to the dare well...]

I change my mind, I pick truth.

[Wouldn't be brothers if they didn't do dumb boy things half the time together.

Pffttt, she's not even surprised. Okay, then she has something else for him.]

Alrighty~ Then would you want to spend the rest of your life married to me then?

[UGH UGH UGH he has no way out so he is just going to stall.]

Why do you even want to know? Also aren't we a little young to be worrying about that?

Just want to.
[No sir, we aren't doing that. You gonna have to say SOMETHING.]

Who's worrying? It's a yes or no question. [That you are not answering.]

It's more than a yes or no question, it has a lot of implications!

[And he is going to try to avoid answering too.]

I answered you, so you answer me. You are so not side stepping me with this one.
[You know...she let's you slide with a LOT of things.

Actually TOO much really, but she's getting an answer out of you this time mister.]

... Can I forfeit?

[Yes he is willing to lose to avoid answering this.]

You are such a poor player, Dee.
[Like for real. Her finger tapped against the floor.]

Nope, less you're gonna make it worthwhile for me.

I am not, and I will. I promise!

I'll do anything, but that.

You won't have to answer it then, BUT you owe me a favor AND you're not allowed to to back peddle on it, okay?
[Because he's very good at that.]

And just answer one question for me and I'll let you forfeit, okay?

... Fine.

[As long as it's not marriage related he won't, maybe.]

Okay, then ask away.

PROMISE me, Dee.
[No marriage in the least, BUT she knows his fight or flight mode and it's usually the latter if there's event a hint of discomfort.]

Now...did you cheat at the purple game when I was about to beat you?

I promise, I promise.

[Sheesh, she drives a hard bargain. As to the question well...]

It's not cheating when the code is programmed into the game.

[Cause if he breaks it, well there's gonna be some repercussions.]

Thus, the burden of one of your many sins have been lifted.

[She'll be reaching over to flick the middle of his forehead after confessing to his SINS.]

I dub THEE....Scrublord.