Damn.

[shiftyeyed]

 

                                                                                      the
                               ❝is this your life?❞
                                                                           meme

Have you ever wondered what happened if another
character got hold of your character's canon? What
insanity or hilarity may ensue?

1. Post your character!
2. Others will respond as if they just
finished viewing your character's canon!
3. Let the drama, hilarity, fight scenes unravel!
4.???
5. Profit!

Comments

Lady Maria | Bloodborne | OTA

[whomthebelltolls]

[Well, now you know what she did at the Fishing Hamlet, now she has to kill you.]

[princess_of_ida]

[Who hasn't done a little genocide? That's not what's worth commenting on.]

I would have killed myself too if that man had made a sex doll out of me.

Sister Friede | Dark Souls 3 | OTA

[rotandruin]

[Well which is it? The depressing snowy wasteland? The rotting corvians with huge strings of shit and other materials matted into their feathers that they drag around through their disgustingly rotting village? The knights that kill their kin for daring to speak out against what Friede is doing to their world?

Is it the giant pile of festering corpses under the church? Father Ariandel flagellating himself to bleed on the fire to keep it suppressed? Or how Friede uses magic that only the most depressed Undead can use? Or knowing that beyond painting the world is stuck in an apocalyptic tailspin that has no future and only ends when literally everything that makes the world exist is burned to ash to keep the Flame alight?]

Queen Marika the Eternal | Elden Ring | OTA

[bi_gender]

[Don't look at her. She spends all of canon crucified on a rune arc. She is innocent of all crimes :)]

Paul Atreides | Dune

[desertpowered]

[It’s a long and not especially nice story for anyone.]

[allbedestroyed]

[Muldoon has his priorities.]

Giant worms.

You get to see giant sand worms.

[And he's jealous. Despite, you know, all the death and turmoil.]

Zuko | ATLA

[notasmuchofajerk]

[Alright, let's just get it out of the way right now:

That's rough, buddy.]

[spacetime_aria]

Hmm... I don't know what to say that wouldn't be considered rude, but I feel like your life is like a Greek tragedy.

Wendy Carter | Don't Starve (Together)

[ectoherbology]

[Well. For the uninitiated, this little kid has quite a life in canon.

Wendy's twin sister Abigail had a terrible, tragic death that sent Wendy into a spiral of depression and mad desperation to contact the afterlife. She's from the 1910s, so the spiritualist movement was pretty much in the forefront.

Cue hearing a mysterious voice from the radio telling her that she can reunite with her sister, Wendy accepting that devil's bargain, and getting thrown into a world where she has to survive in the wilderness against monsters, shadow creatures that feed on her insanity, and every time she dies she's brought back to life to start the 'game' all over again.

At least her dead sister is with her in that horrible game world?]

[inorganism]

I never bothered to collate information on your arrival or exploits prior to the group in this organic wasteland. I observed your sister could not be restored by ordinary methods here but did not think to ask why.

You formed emotional attachments and were devastated by disconnection. But the strength of that loss is an adequate signal receiver.

[ For once, WX feels like they understand the assignment. Or at least enough of it to get by. ]

This is why love and compassion are errors in code. They allow for exploits and catastrophical systems failures. It is better not to feel.

Hiiragi Utena | Gushing Over Magical Girls

[magiabaiser]

[ Congrats you just saw a lot of BDSM magical girls. ]

Asuka Langley Soryu | Neon Genesis Evangelion | ota

[redheadcarrier]

[ Welp. ]

[spacetime_aria]

[Welp... Looks like Cynthia just finished the end of evangelion.]

Oh Asuka... you poor girl... you're so brave and wonderful...

[She's not crying, you are!]

Dante | Devil May Cry 5

[pepperedoni]

[ He's done and said a lot of stupid nonsense. ]

Acheron ✧ HSR

[untohell]

(All that is seen is death, countless tragedies as their lives fade away. A horned figure, her, in the middle of it all as constant rain covers her from head to toe. Nothing left aside from her; the memories of this simply not registering fully as she looks upon it drained and listless.

Is this what true hell is like to know you're all that's left?)

[travailler]

[How tragic, yet beautiful! She should comfort this lady, but there is one thought she just cannot help but let loose.]

That's metal as all heck!

[That would have made for the COOLEST album cover!]

thorntail ("tav") 🐉 bg3

[wanderment]

[ ( SPOILERS for the overarching plot of bg3 )

WELL, at least she took the trying-her-best good path, causing much chaos along the way... ]

sephiroth ( ffvii: ever crisis )

[aonibi]

[ well, now you'll know how he went from this to THAT. ]

[pitchdark]

[Nero pities him in a way. If Sephiroth hadn't been Hojo's personal project, he probably would have been rotting in Deepground with the rest of them.]

Hm. Even above ground, it seems Shinra held their precious toys prisoner.

megumi fushiguro ✘ jjk

[dubitation]

(Yeah....yeah....

Not exactly a good time.)

Re: megumi fushiguro ✘ jjk

[counterbalancing]

[Not at all.

But could be worse?]

...Sorry you lost your friends. [What else can he say?]

Chrissy Cunningham | Stranger Things

[bubblegumheart]

[Her role is, admittedly, pretty minor, ending in a fairly gruesome death. Not everyone is a main character, after all.]

Robert Muldoon | Jurassic Park | OTA

[allbedestroyed]

[There was, in fact, expense spared.]

Finnick Odair | The Hunger Games

[odare]

[Trauma allllll the way down]

[sisterimperator]

People never change.

The Agent | Tom Clancy’s The Division series

[divisionary]

[Is it any wonder that she, Kelso, and Manny have serious trust issues?]

Sister Imperator (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

[ Yes. She was, in fact, the villain of the story. ]

[desertpowered]

In my life, I've been both hero and villain, depending on who you ask and when. There's a perspective gained from being both.

[Paul's way of saying he's in no position to judge.]

Mori Ougai | Bungou Stray Dogs

[detrimental]

[Completely unbothered because why would he be?]

Re: Mori Ougai | Bungou Stray Dogs

[pandaful]

Vampires... are real.

[ A potential asset in the fight against humanity, though best to determine whether they affect non-humans before getting too deeply into things. ]

Cynthia | Pokemon | OTA

[spacetime_aria]

Fushimi Saruhiko | K

[multitaskings]

[Why does the universe hate him?]

Aemond Targaryen | House of the Dragon

[darotisentys]

[Let's keep it to the TV series, please.]

The Lone Wanderer || Fallout 3

[wasteland_101]

[She has had a rough life]

Calla/Leaf | Pokémon Fire Red&Leaf Green

[squaredup]

[Just gonna look a bit bashful about the whole “fighting a crime boss” thing, thanks.]

Piccolo 🪈 Dragon Ball

[postboy]

[ You just got to witness his demon king ass get domesticated and become a foxy grandpa. ]