rate my babe.

[blushline]

RATE THAT TASTE

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fizzarolli. helluva boss.

[twominutes]

[ here.

this mfer basically has heart eyes just showing off the picture. no, literally, his pupils are hearts. ]

[thelittleapple]

[Hey, actual clown, it's someone who only looks like a clown. She's drawn in by this stranger's obvious doting love, and then does a double take at the picture.]

Is that... Asmodeus?

[It's not like she's ever had much (or anything) to do with the Sins. Her Dad isn't a big fan of his old troupe and kept the family mostly separate, but she still knows who they are from the pictures of the old times around the palace when she was growing up.]

alastor. hazbin hotel.

[sindicates]

[ he opens his wallet like a proud father to let the wallet pictures flick out on display, and...

... there's nothing. there are no pictures. that's the joke. ]

[scarlet_devil]

As expected. [ A nod. ]

morticia addams | the addams family ('90s)

[gothmother]

[ Literally the perfect man, don't prove her wrong because you can't. Sorry. ]

[holdshisown]

[Feast your eyes on perfection and know any rating less than a perfect ten will be met with extreme acts of violence.]

Sister Imperator (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

[ Canon love interest:
Papa Emeritus Zero / Nihil

AU love interest:
The bassist formerly known as Dewdrop, now the lead guitarist known as Sodo( mizer ). Also known as Beleth. ]

[bloodyguitar]

[ Casually ignoring the top part. ]

You almost got my whole resume in there.

Ferdinand von Aegir | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

[nobiliteatime]

[ You can pretty much take your pick thanks to that stupidly long list of romantic support chains he's got, but for now, let's limit it to his forbidden childhood crush, the girl he thought was a water nymph, or either of the classmates he's casually talked about marrying, nbd ]

Lawine | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End

[avalanchemage]

[we fight we break up we kiss we make up]

[spellcollect]

Ah.

[ Well, she wasn't going to say anything, but... ]

I was right.

Stark | Frieren | M/F

[stark_sama]

[here she is.]

[daughterofthemark]

[....]

I am quite certain I've seen her somewhere before.

feyd-rautha | dune

[harks]

[ she can step on him honestly, he'll do it again. ]

[sisterimperator]

[ Her expression is one of amusement. ]

You lust for women of the cloth?

Clark Kent (Superman) | My Adventures with Superman

[anormalman]

[Canonically it's Lois Lane, and he will always be happy to talk about how amazing and brilliant she is.]

soundwave | transformers idw | ota

[peacewithouttyranny]

[in canon... he likes a certain autobot.

crosscanon ship varies with... literature club president, a fashionista, underworld goddess, and an average person.]

Yato | Noragami

[intertwinedfates]

[Presenting best girl ever, the queen of his (tiny) land, the goddess of his heart, Hiyori Iki!! *Negative remarks may result in stabbings.]

Billy the Kid | FGO | OTA

[21towin]

[Heaven or Hell]

Shoko Ierie || JJK

[notlikethetrash]

[There is this guy, who is way to tall, and this guy with the weird bangs.]

lapis de fiore | original

[crisantemo]

[ in her story, it's this asshole.

in her game, she's got something planned with one monarch of shadows. ]

Emil | NieR Replicant

[ancientweapon]

[ Always and forever, just this one. ]

Lisa Swallows | Lisa Frankenstein

[zombiequeen]

[ He was a bit of a fixer upper, absolutely worth all the effort. ♥ ]

[wantthejobornot]

[Amused.]

That's a hell of a costume. Is he supposed to be Frankenstein?

Sister Imperator | Ghost

[witchimage]

[ A firm leader, with youth, stamina, and sexual charisma. Roast not let ye be roasted (to the death). ]

Re: Sister Imperator | Ghost

[go_loud]

[amused, but not judgy as much as curious.]

I know someone who shares your taste in a number of ways — though she’d probably hit me for saying so. Is the skull paint devotional where you’re from as well?

wanderer | genshin impact | ota

[guujin]

[ To his dismay, a meddlesome traveler (1 / 2), bratty astrologist, and some ginger guy. ]

Tsubasa Kazanari | Symphogear

[delicatetouch]

[ Girls are pretty ]

[vpofpoems]

... All of those boobies are going to leap out any moment.

[Frankly it's completely unfair.]

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass

[knightmare_princess]

[ Her most precious person, Euphemia ]

Dorothy Catalonia | Gundam Wing

[supercilium]

[ The only woman worthy

...dammit Heero Yuy. ]

Felsi Rollo | Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury

[mvpineapple]

[ Get you a girl like ]

[scarlet_devil]

That is some seriously voluminous hair.

Hibiki Tachibana | Senki Zesshou Symphogear

[determinationtofist]

[ God she loves her girlfriend. God she loves her friends too. ]

[delicatetouch]

...she also has a nice butt.

Irisviel von Einzbern | Fate/Zero

[homomculous]

[Her husband, her bodyguard, her knight.]

I know, I am quite fortunate.

[baeber]

[ well damn ]