Dream wedding

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dream wedding

Maybe you've never thought about it before. Then again, you might have a whole binder dedicated to your perfect one. What are we talking about? Why, weddings, of course! Today, you're going to share what your dream one would look like, from who you're marrying (a big deal) to what music you'll play and finger foods you'll serve. Give us a play by play. We want the details...and the drama!

If you've already had a wedding — successful or unsuccessful — tell us about that. Did it live up to expectations?

how to play
- Comment with your character and follow the above ↑ prompt, either in the body of the comment itself or the subject line. Comments with no content will be deleted.
- Yes, "I'd rather chew my own foot off than get married" or "no sane person with a currently active pulse would marry me" are acceptable, but boring, answers. Get more creative, guys.
- Be cute.

Comments

Weddings suck. I'd never have one. I'd probably never get married, anyway.

[rockandrolled]

...unless there's really, really good food.

A private ceremony underneath the stars

[holdshisown]

It is all I could ever want or need for such an occassion.

Weddings are for normal people.

[soft_shelled]

This [gestures to himself] whole situation puts a damper on weddings.

[rockandrolled]

Oh, they're for weird people, too. But that doesn't make them any less lame.

[ Royal weddings, anyway.

ANYWAY assume she knows what she's talking about. ] You're not missing much.

[soft_shelled]

They also seem way too ostentatious.

[He only knows weddings from movies and TV.]

[rockandrolled]

[ SQUINTS because you're almost out of her vocab range, Donnie. She'll let it slide 'cause she can context clues it out. ]

Yeah, you've got no idea. [ A poked-out tongue in the universal language of disgust. Blegh. ] So, you have to sit forever and watch these people agree to stuff they don't even mean half of the time. And somebody always cries.

[ Usually peasants, in her experiences, but that's for.

Uhm. Other reasons. ]

Worst of all, the cake isn't even good. Tastes like styrofoam. Not worth getting dressed up for.

[soft_shelled]

[All of that and just...]

You've been to a lot of weddings, then?

It will be planned to the benefit of my house.

[terriblypurposed]

[ Shrug.gif. It is what it is.

Assuming pre-Dune because lmao. ]

[electro_kinetic]

...I mean, you sound super enthusiastic about that to begin with. You could ditch, you know. Just...elope with someone you like.

There are options.

There would be a giant cake and music... Dancing and confetti and bears on unicycles...

[ancientweapon]

Flower petals everywhere and people singing... All my friends would be there and no one would get hurt or be sad.