Doubles as a character shaming meme

[buffythevampiresock]

DESCRIBE YOUR CHARACTER BADLY meme

how do?
+ it's...literally up there. describe your character/their role in canon, but poorly.
+ other characters can see what you've typed and will now, as is tradition, make fun of your blorbo.

Comments

A nobody god who charges chump change for favors

[intertwinedfates]

[nailed_navigation]

You forgot Sweaty.

[intertwinedfates]

Hey! You guys don't have to bring it up every time like it's a major part of my personality or something!

[wwtd]

Unassuming coworker's breakup suddenly becomes everyones' problem.

[soji_asha]

Tiny, sensitive assassin and wifeguy kills humans for disgruntled Sinners

[mafiohno]

Clue but Miss Scarlett and Mrs. Peacock go hard

[pettymuch]

Villain delays destroying the world for sake of black-and-white fuzzball

[pandaful]

ogtha but a war vet with ptsd.

[blattella]

[he has no idea who Ogtha is oh god]

A giant, ginger trash fire

[holdshisown]

Re: A giant, ginger trash fire

[thesunreturns]

My mun says that one probably applies to myself as well. I... can't find it in me to argue.

[holdshisown]

Neither can I, really. My life has been on a downwards spiral since I left Valinor, still... I do not particularly like to have it pointed out like this.

If the Littlest Hobo Was a Ghost Instead of a Dog

[borrowyourcoat]

Just your average rich gal, living by the literal bros before hoes code.

[dawnfacing]

If a jock and a theater kid did the fusion dance

[deltastrike]

I won't be shamed when there is no shame to be felt! All I'm accused of is being a patron of many disciplines.

Sentient chatGPT studies humans extensively for 7 years; still fails to emulate them accordingly.

[mytimingisdigital]

This is what happens to your character when you give up on beating the final boss.

[rotandruin]

[...]

'Twas that or go mad, and I wilt die with my mind [sharply enunciated:] intact.

When a Scorsese villain accidentally wanders into a coming-of-age musical

[measuringdistance]

Found out too late that drinking Old God period blood WASN'T worth it, actually

[whomthebelltolls]

God as Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss.

[bi_gender]

Teenager given immortality at the low cost of having to run an entire country well forever.

[suntones]

Eternally hungry girl cons people into feeding her in exchange for being cute.

[ilyana]

man angsts about his time of the month.

[woetothemonster]

[Women everywhere resist the urge to kick his ass.]

always ready to remind you that he's simply better.

[katsusa]

[crache]

Better at suckin'.