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ANTI-BUCKET LIST MEME

To spin a twist on the bucket list tradition, list something your character doesn't want to experience again.

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Jason Todd/ Red Hood | Titans

[nomorefear]

Die.

[cohero]

That's on mine too.

Chrissy Cunningham | Stranger Things

[bubblegumheart]

Fake interest in something so people will like me.

[fire_starter]

Yeah, it just ain't worth it.

ersilia | original character

[enface]

Lie 6+ hours in a ventilation shaft to overhear settlement meetings in the office below.

[importuned]

...would you still for under 6 hours?

Hawke || Dragon Age

[battlemaged]

Challenge a dwarf to a drinking contest.

[ Even though he managed to win. The hangover was magnificent. ]

[tasseograph]

Ah, I've been there more times than I'd like to admit. You'd think they could only hold so much in those stout bellies of theirs!

Donatello - Rise of the TMNT

[soft_shelled]

Go to Staten Island.

[forsakensun]

Oh?! That sounds like an exciting story right there! Share with the class, I wanna laugh too!

gale | bg3 | ota

[tasseograph]

Do I really need to mention [ he gestures emphatically to his chest, where a Netherese orb beats away soundlessly, ticking down the minutes to his eventual destruction ] how I got this? Long story short: don't go poking your nose into ancient magic just because you want to impress someone.

On a lighter note, I also can't recommend licking spider carcasses in good conscience. It just isn't worth it.

[thisducks]

Trust me when I say this - if you feel that the only way to prove to someone what you're worth is to do something unbelievably foolish? Don't.

...that said...

If you've already done it? Own it.

michael afton | five nights at freddy's

[ptoma]

Definitely not going to trust any disembodied voices pretending to be my dead little sister again, that's for certain.

thorntail ("tav") 🐉 bg3

[wanderment]

Blindly trust the fey.

[ she trusts her patron, but like... she trusts her patron to be a fey and act as such. that's completely different than the blind trust she used to have in these creatures when she was but a child. ]

And before anyone wants to lecture me: I know. Believe me, I know.

Re: thorntail ("tav") 🐉 bg3

[thesunreturns]

I was just about to ask if your people didn't have the stories that humans tell about us.

But, if warnings don't stop us interacting with our elders, why should they stop those for whom they are mostly stories?

[Read: 'don't make deals with powerful fae' is also on Simon's anti-bucket list.]

Furina | Genshin Impact | OTA

[operaticingenue]

Pretend to be a god for 500 years. Once is enough.

[cattea]

....

[ Despite the mishaps and Lyney not being here to help her articulate her point in a more charming way. She did her best, the twins only wanted to save Fontaine from the prophecy, but to see Furina crying on the defense stand was hard to watch even for stoic Lynette. Even Lynette's intel gathering skills, she couldn't figure out what was going on with their former Archon. ]

I do hope you have a much better life now, Lady Furina.

Angel Dust ~> Hazbin Hotel

[spiderpolka]

Vore porn. Just don't fuckin' do it. It be yer kink and all that but the reality is you or yer partner's dead and it ain't a pretty death... or in my case, ya spend three days tryin' ta get the stench out of yer skin.

[forsakensun]

Yep, Vore's sure to be a one-time-only thing for at leassst one of you~! Was it at least worth it?

[This one's actually funny, so he's going to try and keep the hissing to a minimum. But really, who the hell'd hit up a spider for vore?!]

Apophis | IM: Great Priest Imhtep | ota

[forsakensun]

Try to eat my tail.

[Look, the 'snake eating its own tail' symbol is ages old and he wanted to prove something. Don't judge!]

bucky barnes | mcu | ota

[yourbucky]

Sit in the backseat.

[havenomercy]

Not enough room?

Sir Pentious ◇ Hazbin Hotel ◇ OTA

[sirpent]

Announcing at the bar that I would have sssex with everyone when there was only one persson I wanted to be with....

[Cough cough.]

Re: Sir Pentious ◇ Hazbin Hotel ◇ OTA

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Oh, geez, man. What happened? Did you chicken out?

Prince Aemond Targaryen | House of the Dragon

[darotisentys]

Lose an eye.

[hooked_on_kaballin]

I mean…yeah. You’d really be boned, then.

[So would he, but he’s not gonna advertise that.]

John | XMCU

[fire_starter]

Let myself get brainwashed by assholes with grand delusions.

[nomorefear]

Man, that's a good one too.

USS Laffey (DD-459 / DD-724) | Azur Lane

[killer_bunny]

Torpedo juice...

[....]

...maybe.

dolph laserhawk | captain laserhawk

[laserhawk]

Date an asshole.

[catsgothistongue]

I'd like to think that'd go for everyone with some function brain but...

ser reddwyn | marvel comics

[reddwyn]

Get shot in the face.

[sisterimperator]

Did you have a choice in the matter?

Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

Get dragged back to Angband. Just put an arrow through my heart if that seems to be a possibility... if I don't take a knife to my throat first, that is.

Navia . Genshin Impact . OTA

[radiantrose]

The loss of loved ones and someone I thought I could trust ready to assassinate me over it... I was hurting at that time as well, so it all happening at once hurt so much more than I thought.

[ ooc: im not over her story quest, can you tell?? ]

Bandou Saburouta | K | OTA

[pettymuch]

Getting kicked in the face by a horse. Twice was plenty.

Alastor | Hazbin Hotel | OTA

[radiohazbin]

I recommend against burying a body at night in a swamp during the middle of deer hunting season~

[Gonna elaborate on that one, Al? Nope? Not even a little? Okay.]

[enthusiasmdarling]

[Oh, she can guess.]

Shoulda made a big ol' batch of pork sausages - no one's any the wiser when it's all cased up to dry! Then tossing the offal to the pigs. Or the gators, in your old neck of the woods, eh?

Oh well, bygones be bygones, wouldn't have met your dashing self without a little oopsie!

Remilia Scarlet (Adult) | Touhou Project | OTA ah fuck drugs mention

[scarlet_devil]

Drinking the blood of a human that took a little too much LSD. I had what they call a 'bad trip.'

[unliveactionroleplay]

My coteriemate did something similar with a stoner at Waffle House recently. It was a mess.

[Literally, since she rolled a messy crit and killed the guy…]

gregor | limbus company

[blattella]

...Signing up for something just to make other people happy.

[He wrinkles his nose, idly patting his chest to look for a pack of cigarettes stowed away somewhere.] Turns out no one gives a rat's about what you gave up, only what you can keep giving 'em.

[zugvogel]

Don't they say helping people is its own reward?

( arguing in favor of generic platitudes to the grumpy guy with the funky arm... yeah )

kaito nagano / original

[seafloor]

Folks boast they'd be happy to die of snusnu, but it's not even close to being that fun. Never again.

[testi]

[ his thousand-yard stare tho. ]