We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[ The memory of that incident came back to him, and Wally gave Dick a wry smile. ]
You were the cutest and bravest little serpent. [ He looked at Dick in silence for a few more moments, and then let out a tiny sigh. They had things they needed to do now, didn't they? ]
If you're up for it, love, we should head down to start getting you familiar with your new routines and duties. We can even hold a small party to announce your new position. [ Wally pressed a kiss to Dick's collar. ] There can be music, and wine... and dancing. [ Another kiss to the opposite side of Dick's collar. ] I can announce you as my consort, as well- the court knows it, but it should be official.
Well, maybe, but it's still not something I want you to go through, all right?
[ Then he blinked, giving a small sigh of his own - a very happy sigh - at the casual, easy address, there. His eyes were warm and calm... and he didn't even notice at all the falling back to old thoughts as he asked, softly, ]
Of course. May I get dressed, first?
[ ... habits. Some were harder to break than others. ]
Fine, fine. [ But the corner of his mouth twitched at the question; just another reminder of what his love had been through for years and years. Instead of pointing it out this time, he simply nodded. ]
[ It was a smile as simple as that, but Dick did appreciate it, through and through. ]
[ His lips sought out Wally's once again, before he rose, gracefully to do just that. Quickly, and efficiently, but this time with the awareness that he wasn't going to be hiding in the shadow of the throne. ]
[ The confidence... probably looked good, on him. ]
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You were the cutest and bravest little serpent. [ He looked at Dick in silence for a few more moments, and then let out a tiny sigh. They had things they needed to do now, didn't they? ]
If you're up for it, love, we should head down to start getting you familiar with your new routines and duties. We can even hold a small party to announce your new position. [ Wally pressed a kiss to Dick's collar. ] There can be music, and wine... and dancing. [ Another kiss to the opposite side of Dick's collar. ] I can announce you as my consort, as well- the court knows it, but it should be official.
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Well, maybe, but it's still not something I want you to go through, all right?
[ Then he blinked, giving a small sigh of his own - a very happy sigh - at the casual, easy address, there. His eyes were warm and calm... and he didn't even notice at all the falling back to old thoughts as he asked, softly, ]
Of course. May I get dressed, first?
[ ... habits. Some were harder to break than others. ]
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As you wish.
... and we can actually wrap this one up?
[ It was a smile as simple as that, but Dick did appreciate it, through and through. ]
[ His lips sought out Wally's once again, before he rose, gracefully to do just that. Quickly, and efficiently, but this time with the awareness that he wasn't going to be hiding in the shadow of the throne. ]
[ The confidence... probably looked good, on him. ]