We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
"Noodles. Pepper and chicken. And rice." He'd try to remember that. Noodles, he was sure he could handle. Lo mein was a favourite in his house, so he'd need no reminder of that. But peppers were off the menu for Jack, so that might be a bit more difficult.
He'd make the effort.
"I'll be back tomorrow."
And with that, he turned to push the chair back out into the office he'd gotten it from, his briefcase in hand. It would be an interesting overnight, to say the least. He was already making bets with himself on how many phone calls he'd get before morning.
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bakerstreet2013-06-25 08:28 pm
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He'd make the effort.
"I'll be back tomorrow."
And with that, he turned to push the chair back out into the office he'd gotten it from, his briefcase in hand. It would be an interesting overnight, to say the least. He was already making bets with himself on how many phone calls he'd get before morning.