We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[Stiles feels--sort of nervous, actually. There's a tightness in his stomach that registers somewhere between anxiety and arousal, and the fact that Derek can smell that on him doesn't really help.
He's still fully clothed. Derek obviously isn't, but Stiles still feels like the vulnerable one, the mattress creaking under him while he repositions himself between Derek's legs.]
Is a 'big bad wolf' comment appropriate, here? [His mouth is sort of dry as he says that because yeah, he's looking. Observing. Taking it all in, figuratively speaking. Long fingers curl around Derek's knee before Stiles meets his gaze again, brows arching slightly.]
[That sounded cheesy, but he couldn't really find it in him to care. Not when he had that tentative touch on him and he could practically feel Stiles' eyes raking over him. He moved his hand over himself a little faster for a few strokes before slowing, teasing himself and, hopefully, the teen watching.]
Should I make a comment about what big teeth I have? Or were you referring to something else.
[This is quickly barreling towards becoming every porno Stiles has downloaded in the last several months. Stiles' cock twitches in his pants at those words, mouth going dry as blunt nails dig into Derek's knee. Just a little.]
[There's a very small sting from the light dig of Stiles' nails, but it makes Derek squeeze himself, eyes closing while he lifts up into his hand. A little pain was always a good thing for him, and combined with Stiles' scent filling his head, Derek was currently in a very, very good mood.]
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[Stiles feels--sort of nervous, actually. There's a tightness in his stomach that registers somewhere between anxiety and arousal, and the fact that Derek can smell that on him doesn't really help.
He's still fully clothed. Derek obviously isn't, but Stiles still feels like the vulnerable one, the mattress creaking under him while he repositions himself between Derek's legs.]
Is a 'big bad wolf' comment appropriate, here? [His mouth is sort of dry as he says that because yeah, he's looking. Observing. Taking it all in, figuratively speaking. Long fingers curl around Derek's knee before Stiles meets his gaze again, brows arching slightly.]
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[That sounded cheesy, but he couldn't really find it in him to care. Not when he had that tentative touch on him and he could practically feel Stiles' eyes raking over him. He moved his hand over himself a little faster for a few strokes before slowing, teasing himself and, hopefully, the teen watching.]
Should I make a comment about what big teeth I have? Or were you referring to something else.
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Your teeth are pretty normal-sized. Right now.
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[There's a very small sting from the light dig of Stiles' nails, but it makes Derek squeeze himself, eyes closing while he lifts up into his hand. A little pain was always a good thing for him, and combined with Stiles' scent filling his head, Derek was currently in a very, very good mood.]