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[sockintheface]

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues. * Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line * Others reply, stumbling in on you. * You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!) * PROFIT! REACTIONS: ➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now. ➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now. ➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know... ➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime. ➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal. ➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished. ➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first. ➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME! ➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch. ➓ WILDCARD! You know the rules!

Comments

who needs numbers, let's just see where this goes

[under_my_umbrella]

[You picked a bad place and time today, Ichirin. It isn't often that Kogasa bothers going into the temple, but today she's decided she wants to try to find some good hiding places to jump out of and surprise people. With such a goal in mind, it's only natural that she'd eventually blunder into where Ichirin is hiding in her private moments.]

Aww, geez! You know about this room already, Ichirin?

[Yeah, that's the first thing on her mind. Not what she's doing with her hand, or the faint whimpering sounds she's making, or why her cheeks are flushed bright red. Just give her a minute, she'll figure it out.]

where we're going we don't need numbers

[cloudnun]

[Ichirin instantly twists her body around and away from Kogasa's eyes. No no no this isn't happening! It doesn't help that Kogasa seems completely oblivious and everything. Why here.

Why her?]

K-Kogasa... c-could you shut the door, please?

[under_my_umbrella]

Oh, good idea! This room can be our secret together!

[Kogasa smiles, giggling to herself as she turns to shut the door behind her. And then, of course, she heads over to where Ichirin is sitting, walking around her to see what it is she was up to.]

So who are you trying to...

[Oh. Wait. Hang on.]

[cloudnun]

[WHY IS THIS HAPPEN

WHY IS SHE STILL IN HERE

WHY IS... SH...]

K-Kogasa that's not what I meant by shut the door! I meant-- I meant for you to go away!

[under_my_umbrella]

Hey, what do you have in your lap? Are you hiding something? Is it a surprise?

[Nope, not leaving. In fact, she's latching onto Ichirin's arm, trying to get her to move her hand.]

[cloudnun]

[THIS

THIS IS THE WORST ELBOW HER DO IT ELBOW ELBOW]

K-Kogasa! Just get out of here!

[Please. Kill her now, God she doesn't believe in.]

[under_my_umbrella]

Owwww, hey!

[Kogasa stumbles backward, falling over but taking Ichirin down with her, as she was still clinging to her arm.]