We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[ well sure, terriermon just hops over with a jump and a skip. digimon groom themselves but this is getting ridiculous. what's up, he's a bro, he can help a brodog out. ]
You're taking an awfully long time. If you want to get clean faster, I could get a bucket of water. You're welcome!
[Oh Goddddd, he was serious. He was going to just douse Gladstone in ice cold water like some sort of hell beast that didn't really understood proper grooming.
Of the scrotal region.
The idea of a cold bath when he has a perfectly good tongue makes him snort, looking up at the digimon with disdain. Dude, no. Dude, just let him...he'll play as much as he can later he has feelings to attend to.
And then he goes right back to it God he is almost done just leave him be!]
[Jfc, digimon are so needy it hurts. But while he's off and doing that, Gladstone will speed up the process of his cleaning and be done by the time he's back, standing up and waiting for his return while his tongue licks all over his face.
Will he splash him even then? Can he see him, finished and proud, ready for anything, and then douse him with cold water? Can he? WHERE IS HIS HEART!?]
[ I'll show you needy!! but fine, he wanders back eventually with a bucket of soapy water, noticeably disappointed when Gladstone appears to be finished grooming. ]
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bakerstreet2013-06-25 08:28 pm
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What's taking so long! I've been waiting for you to come out to play!
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Don't judge him! Some dogs have more body to cover when it comes to bathing. It's not just because he's fat, it's also because—
Hey. Hey. Hey. Be a bro first and let him finish cleaning his junk, Terriermon. Then they can play all day long.
Or more like ten, fifteen minutes. He's a big guy, after all. He can't go for too long.
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You're taking an awfully long time. If you want to get clean faster, I could get a bucket of water. You're welcome!
[ cold bath Y/N. ]
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Of the scrotal region.
The idea of a cold bath when he has a perfectly good tongue makes him snort, looking up at the digimon with disdain. Dude, no. Dude, just let him...he'll play as much as he can later he has feelings to attend to.
And then he goes right back to it God he is almost done just leave him be!]
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Rude! I just want to help. Hang on, I'll get one anyway.
[ so there!! preparing to run off or fly off with awesome ears, yes he can totally glide with those, aw ye. ]
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Will he splash him even then? Can he see him, finished and proud, ready for anything, and then douse him with cold water? Can he? WHERE IS HIS HEART!?]
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Whaaat! I went through all this trouble, too.
... Up for another bath?