We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
Dick could probably never lie about the one way he preferred to relieve tension, to de-stress, to heal. Seeing he couldn't exactly bear to be that intimate with someone, though, after Damian's death. So he'd been taking to satisfying himself, and it wasn't exactly a perfect method.
He froze when he heard Jason, crouching at the window of his apartment like a hooligan. The elder ex-Robin grimaced and reached down to pull his boxers back up.
"I don't remember it being one I invited you to, Red Hood." No first names. Not now.
"Whooo," Jason jibes, watching Dick pull himself together. At least partially. You can't exactly come back from a sight like what Jason saw without losing some dignity in the process. "Don't get your panties in a twist, Nightwing." Jeez. No first names. And there Jason had thought they'd been making some kind of progress of late.
"Your window being open? That's all the invitation I need."
They had been - sort of, that is true, but Jason waltzing on him like this is not- To say the least, he's a touch embarrassed, which only serves to spark off old anger into something that wanted to burn anything. He bares his teeth a little and crosses his arms over his chest.
"Right, and you suddenly have a fondness for watching me jack off?"
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bakerstreet2013-06-25 08:28 pm
Rolled a 2, this should be good
He froze when he heard Jason, crouching at the window of his apartment like a hooligan. The elder ex-Robin grimaced and reached down to pull his boxers back up.
"I don't remember it being one I invited you to, Red Hood." No first names. Not now.
seems pretty apt for these two
"Your window being open? That's all the invitation I need."
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"Right, and you suddenly have a fondness for watching me jack off?"