We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[Remember, kids, while "Homra" is totally your second home full of chill well-meaning adults, it's also a relatively small two-store joint and there is like a dozen of you and life is too short to knock. In short: privacy is unheard of here, don't initiate anything you don't want to share with a well-meaning adult or two. This was a foregone moral of the story.
Honestly, all he wanted - still wants, actually - from this closet was a mere mop. It's not like he was looking for what he found. Lights dim and figure crouched, the situation is not overly obvious, so it takes Totsuka about three seconds to catch up. His eyes widen and mouth shapes a small soundless oh at the revelation, but in a second initial awkwardness is covered up with a laugh and done with.]
Ah, sorry, didn't think anyone would be in here. Let me just grab...
[Here he pauses for a beat because go figure, the blessed mop is somewhere behind Fushimi's back. Question of the day: is it even possible to somehow reach around without becoming a sexual predator?]
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bakerstreet2013-06-25 08:28 pm
sorry for timeline-hopping and also everything
Honestly, all he wanted - still wants, actually - from this closet was a mere mop. It's not like he was looking for what he found. Lights dim and figure crouched, the situation is not overly obvious, so it takes Totsuka about three seconds to catch up. His eyes widen and mouth shapes a small soundless oh at the revelation, but in a second initial awkwardness is covered up with a laugh and done with.]
Ah, sorry, didn't think anyone would be in here. Let me just grab...
[Here he pauses for a beat because go figure, the blessed mop is somewhere behind Fushimi's back. Question of the day: is it even possible to somehow reach around without becoming a sexual predator?]