We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
-Beverly was at a base one minute, ready to transport to Starfleet Medical after a successful procedure, and the next, she finds herself being energized into a dark room. One that looked...far too retro for it to have been one of the dorms on campus.-
Computer, brighten the lights 25%.
-And she gets an eyeful. Enough to send her practically dropping her tricorder in the process. Seeing nude male patients was one thing. Seeing them outside of a medical setting is another-
[Jim is accustomed to strange things happening on his ship. In fact, it's a weird week if nothing happens to make him feel like his years at the academy were a waste of time that did nothing to prepare him for running a ship.
Still, he's caught off guard enough that he just stares stupidly at the woman who was just beamed into his bedroom. A few moments later, his brain decides that not covering up may make this situation worse, so he reaches for a pillow and puts it in his lap.]
Welcome to the Enterprise.
[Because she clearly isn't a member of his crew. Jim would remember.]
[Jim stops at the question of who he is. He reaches for his command gold, discarded within arm's reach.]
Captain James Kirk. You can call me Jim.
Can you tell me who you are and how you came to be in my quarters or is this going to be one of those days. Because I've got to say, if this is a prank, it's the least amusing prank I've ever been subject to, and engineering should know better.
-she turns away to give him privacy to put on his clothes. If she were
really in the past, the she had just beamed in to THE James T. Kirk and his
private time-
Shouldn't tell you that so that I won't ruin history.
The Brass is talking about discontinuing it. Apparently, someone in the
command school managed to win the no win scenario. After that, a lot of
other cadets seem to think they could hack into it and beat it as well.
-she laughs a little. Her own medical cadet uniform just feels a little out
of place here. How could that happen? Did someone in the transporter room
get the coordinates wrong? Ion storm?-
Well... now we go down to medical and watch Bones freak out about whatever future space disease you might be carrying, and then we figure out how this happened and send you back.
[Because the fact that they have one person from the future stranded here doesn't mean that this is a trend or anything.]
-Well then it really hits her. Bev looks around. It wasn't just
retrofitted. None of the usual trappings of a starship were there. No
replicator, the LCARS was out of date. The furnishings...something she
could do without-
Bones? Don't you mean--
-She stops herself. If she's really in the past, she can't reveal too much
of what happens in the future-
I'm not carrying anything. We go through routine check ups to ensure
maximum health during our rounds.
-She peeks back at him to see if he finished dressing-
McCoy, yeah. I don't expect you to be carrying anything but you should still be checked out, time travel and what not.
[Jim has been on the receiving end of a few too many hypos he considers completely unnecessary the past few days, and lectures about eating healthy. He's also pulling on a new tunic and is now fully dressed once more.]
I'm Captain, and when a temporal anomaly pops up in my quarters I'm pretty sure I'm obligated to at least see that you make it to the rest of my command crew.
[He can't help but give her a slightly flirty, appraising look.]
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Computer, brighten the lights 25%.
-And she gets an eyeful. Enough to send her practically dropping her tricorder in the process. Seeing nude male patients was one thing. Seeing them outside of a medical setting is another-
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Still, he's caught off guard enough that he just stares stupidly at the woman who was just beamed into his bedroom. A few moments later, his brain decides that not covering up may make this situation worse, so he reaches for a pillow and puts it in his lap.]
Welcome to the Enterprise.
[Because she clearly isn't a member of his crew. Jim would remember.]
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The Enterprise? Did they finish retrofitting it? I didn't see any announcements about it.
-she eyes him a little. He looks familiar-
Who are you?
no subject
[Jim stops at the question of who he is. He reaches for his command gold, discarded within arm's reach.]
Captain James Kirk. You can call me Jim.
Can you tell me who you are and how you came to be in my quarters or is this going to be one of those days. Because I've got to say, if this is a prank, it's the least amusing prank I've ever been subject to, and engineering should know better.
no subject
-captain? But he had a gold shirt. Everyone knew gold shirts were engineering or security-
Lt. Beverly Howard, starfleet medical. You can't be Captain Kirk. His captaincy was 70 years ago, at least.
no subject
Well... Lieutenant, if that's the case, let me also welcome you to the past.
[Jim gets up, leaving his pillow behind so he can start pulling on his clothes.]
How does history remember me? No details, just a general overview.
no subject
-she turns away to give him privacy to put on his clothes. If she were really in the past, the she had just beamed in to THE James T. Kirk and his private time-
Shouldn't tell you that so that I won't ruin history.
no subject
Good point. Do they still have cadets take the Kobayashi Maru? You can tell me that much, right?
no subject
The Brass is talking about discontinuing it. Apparently, someone in the command school managed to win the no win scenario. After that, a lot of other cadets seem to think they could hack into it and beat it as well.
-she laughs a little. Her own medical cadet uniform just feels a little out of place here. How could that happen? Did someone in the transporter room get the coordinates wrong? Ion storm?-
So what happens now?
no subject
Well... now we go down to medical and watch Bones freak out about whatever future space disease you might be carrying, and then we figure out how this happened and send you back.
[Because the fact that they have one person from the future stranded here doesn't mean that this is a trend or anything.]
no subject
-Well then it really hits her. Bev looks around. It wasn't just retrofitted. None of the usual trappings of a starship were there. No replicator, the LCARS was out of date. The furnishings...something she could do without-
Bones? Don't you mean--
-She stops herself. If she's really in the past, she can't reveal too much of what happens in the future-
I'm not carrying anything. We go through routine check ups to ensure maximum health during our rounds.
-She peeks back at him to see if he finished dressing-
no subject
[Jim has been on the receiving end of a few too many hypos he considers completely unnecessary the past few days, and lectures about eating healthy. He's also pulling on a new tunic and is now fully dressed once more.]
no subject
-She couldn't help but peek. Once.-
I could go on my own while you um--finish your business, captain. The ship's computer could lead me to medical as well.
-The redhead keeps her cool and picks up her tricorder, tucking it away in her bag-
no subject
I'm Captain, and when a temporal anomaly pops up in my quarters I'm pretty sure I'm obligated to at least see that you make it to the rest of my command crew.
[He can't help but give her a slightly flirty, appraising look.]
no subject
-She doesn't miss that look and gives a slightly flirty smile back. Something about that feels a little wrong.-
It would be interesting to see the Enterprise in her early ears.
-She looks around-
Must be when it was first christened, am I right?
-She's tempted to open up her tricorder and look into the memory banks to see if she could get more information-