We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[ His hand paused its gentle attention as Damian's came to his elbow. In an instant, his eyes hardened, but only slightly. His mind was shifting into thinking on how to protect Damian. ]
She's looking for you? [ It was the only thing he could think right now that made sense. He drew up to his full height and looked about the room, mind calculating routes they could take to get out. Now. And his hormones weren't making this any easier, still, but he was doing his damned best to push all that aside.
If Dick could do one thing for sure, it was deny himself completely and utterly for Damian. ]
I do not think she will stop anytime soon. But her people are maybe a day or so behind me this time, even taking into account that she would guess where I would go. The last time they caught sight of me, it was in the Himalayas.
[That did mean they should be well and truly gone within far less than a day. But not right this instant.]
[ Dick went about the room, trying to figure what they should grab and where they should go. Bruce... No, he was going to assume Bruce didn't know about Damian now and if he did find out, he would probably drag them down with his paranoia. He wouldn't blame him, but now wasn't the time.
He paused and gave Damian an arch-browed look over his shoulder. ]
Himalayas...? [ He shook his head and went back to the important things. Leave it to Damian to make his way across the Earth's tallest mountains. ]
I think we have two options here; cut for a city and try to lose her in the sprawl or go rural and lay low til we get a better plan. If she finds us, though... [ Open areas cut off from major support. It could be fatal. ]
[Hey, it was Damian. He didn't get pneumonia. He was fine. He might not have had any sleep in the last 72 hours, but that wasn't anything to worry about with them. Right?]
[Right now, his newly green eyes glimmered, his expression going close to a grin. Because watching Grayson, watching him move, watching him think for him was energizing him more than he'd ever expected.]
Misdirection. We'll choose three areas to focus on, on three different level of safety. All three need to be reasonably well-secured - untraceable, and so on. One of them, we make no mistakes for. The other, we make only very minor mistakes, as though we were rushed. The third one, we make a few more mistakes, but only very few.
Mother and her people would be able to find the latter two. They will decide that the third one is a decoy and will go after the second one.
[By now, his smirk was fully on.]
That should give us time to plan and prepare better, at the third one.
[ Listening to Damian talk like that, God... Dick felt his lips tug up into a grin, his eyes filling up with brightness at the sight. He nodded once to Damian's plan; it was sound and would probably keep them safe long enough to make other arrangements.
He went back to getting everything ready, backing a quick and easy bag with the barest of necessities, one that'd be easy to sling right over his shoulder. ]
Ready when you are, D. [ He finally finished up and looked over to Damian, all grins now. ] I'm at your command.
[ Dick smirked softly; he figured that might tickle Damian's fancy. ]
I'd always follow you if I had to, Damian, but it's always been my job to keep you safe til now. [ He was trusting the boy to do the same for him now. He nodded at the plan and adjusted the bag over his shoulder. ]
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She's looking for you? [ It was the only thing he could think right now that made sense. He drew up to his full height and looked about the room, mind calculating routes they could take to get out. Now. And his hormones weren't making this any easier, still, but he was doing his damned best to push all that aside.
If Dick could do one thing for sure, it was deny himself completely and utterly for Damian. ]
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I do not think she will stop anytime soon. But her people are maybe a day or so behind me this time, even taking into account that she would guess where I would go. The last time they caught sight of me, it was in the Himalayas.
[That did mean they should be well and truly gone within far less than a day. But not right this instant.]
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He paused and gave Damian an arch-browed look over his shoulder. ]
Himalayas...? [ He shook his head and went back to the important things. Leave it to Damian to make his way across the Earth's tallest mountains. ]
I think we have two options here; cut for a city and try to lose her in the sprawl or go rural and lay low til we get a better plan. If she finds us, though... [ Open areas cut off from major support. It could be fatal. ]
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[Right now, his newly green eyes glimmered, his expression going close to a grin. Because watching Grayson, watching him move, watching him think for him was energizing him more than he'd ever expected.]
Misdirection. We'll choose three areas to focus on, on three different level of safety. All three need to be reasonably well-secured - untraceable, and so on. One of them, we make no mistakes for. The other, we make only very minor mistakes, as though we were rushed. The third one, we make a few more mistakes, but only very few.
Mother and her people would be able to find the latter two. They will decide that the third one is a decoy and will go after the second one.
[By now, his smirk was fully on.]
That should give us time to plan and prepare better, at the third one.
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He went back to getting everything ready, backing a quick and easy bag with the barest of necessities, one that'd be easy to sling right over his shoulder. ]
Ready when you are, D. [ He finally finished up and looked over to Damian, all grins now. ] I'm at your command.
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Grayson, why haven't you said that before?
[No, he could not resist. He was raised to command, after all. To rule. Yes, this resonated. No, he wasn't going to abuse it.]
I go under with your pack. You go out as though I've never been here. Rendezvous in the subway, three stations north of here.
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I'd always follow you if I had to, Damian, but it's always been my job to keep you safe til now. [ He was trusting the boy to do the same for him now. He nodded at the plan and adjusted the bag over his shoulder. ]
Ready?