Greetings, shoppers!

[promenades]

The WAL-MART meme



Open 24-hours, in large cities Wal-Mart is a place people show up to shop mindlessly for anything they need. In small towns, it may be literally the only business open after 10pm, making it an unlikely hang-out for locals.

Regardless of where it's located, Wal-Mart always seems to have the strange effect of making time crawl, as the aisles stretch on into infinity, and the tinny in-store music plays on a loop.

RULES:

Post to the meme.
Shop. Anything can be found at Wal-Mart, and in a meme, perhaps that's truer than ever
Get lost in the endless aisles.
Get found in the cafe.
Find a friend. Find an enemy. Find an employee
Have fun.

Comments

Jason Todd / DC Comics

[red_hoods]

[Oh yeah, this is Jason Todd's absolute fucking favorite place. He loves trying not to bleed out in the middle of Walmart, grabbing whatever gauze they've got on the shelves and dumping it into his basket.]

Erik "String Master " Ivarsson | Ziggy Stardust universe | ota

[rockandroll_swede]

[Have Erik, Torvald, Edvard and Tordis messing around in shopping karts drunk at 3am. Racing one another down the aisle, filling a whole kart with booze and snacks.]

[wrotetheworld]

[He's been in fantasy ancient China for sixty years. So don't mind if he's got two shopping carts and is taking all the coffee, snack foods, and office supplies. Because he'll fight you for them.]