Oopsie

[sokye]

Filthy Photo Critique

Uh oh. I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but looks like something a little... embarrassing has leaked about you. Er. Fine, more than embarrassing. It's downright humiliating if I'm honest. Reputation-wrecking. Downright disasterous.

A pornographic photo of you has fallen into the hands of the Bakerstreet masses! What are you going to do? How can you explain away this raunchy reproduction? Better get to thinking.

How to Play
- Comment with your character, preferences, and a description of what said picture would look like/a link to to it. Please note all triggering content!
- Obviously, this meme will be heavily NSFW.
- Tag-ins are folks who got a full view of what's cooking.
- THERE'S AN EXPLANATION. Ooooooooh man. Uhm erm aaaaah.

Comments

violet parr | the incredibles | f/f

[clearlyviolet]

[NSFW, of course. She'll be going invisible and staying that way for this conversation.]

[kuchisake_shojo]

Naked in public? You're lucky you're such a cutie.

[ Come on. That waist? Those hips? ]

Colette Brunel | Tales of Symphonia | OTA

[holeyjudgment]

[ The Chosen of Regeneration, nude? ]

Uh. Um. ...that. ...that's not for... er j-just... just anyone, you know...

Micha Jawkan | Symphogear | OTA

[killyoupamyupamyu]

Oh no! ...that's not the right costume for the season at all!

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass | OTA

[knightmare_princess]

[ Family photo? ]

Hand. It. Over.

ezreal | league of legends (heartsteel) | m/m

[heartsign]

[ anyone who sees the pictures probably comes across them on social media.

"explicit pictures of heartsteel's ezreal leaked for the world to see" alongside a number of increasingly explicit pictures ranging from ezreal straddling a guy's lap while making out with him all the way to things involving toys, ropes, him being taken against a window, and him having a couple of partners at once in various positions. conveniently, the faces of the other men involved never appear in any of the pictures.

he might be in a little bit of trouble for the scandal. ]

May Parker | MCU | F/F

[larbyou]

[Her picture is an old polaroid of a young May laughing and flashing her tits for the camera.]

We all do silly things in college. I forgot they used to be that perky.

Jessica Jones | Jessica Jones | M/F

[assholic]

[Look, we all have moments where we think we're happy and we wish we could take it back. Or burn things.]

Lumine | Genshin Impact (smut parody) | ota

[springfestivallumine]

[ year of the bunny. ]

[alchermitage]

...Is that a standard uniform where you work?

[springfestivallumine]

No! N-No... it's just, something I wear for a local, festival is all.

[alchermitage]

A festival, huh. Do you only give out drinks, or are you the entertainment as well?

[springfestivallumine]

It's-- well I guess you could say it's like a form of entertainment and release.

Mainly for... the men. And sometimes a few women.

E Nygma/The Riddler | DC Comics

[ainissesthai]

[Yes, he bought a Riddler costume to take photos in. Yes, it is technically a women's costume; what of it?

There's also the pictures he took in a certain catsuit for comparison.]

There's a costume party coming up. Which do think is the better choice?

[Edward smirks, utterly unashamed of the pictures in question.]

[poisonflytrap]

Eddie... Why?

[ WWWHHHYYY. ]

[ainissesthai]

[Look at it this way, it could be the skintight one-piece again that leaves nothing to the imagination.]

Why not, Pamela? I look breathtaking in anything I wear. I should take advantage of that fact, no?

[poisonflytrap]

[ Okay, fine. She'll give him that. She's just being a pain on purpose, anyway. ]

Your confidence is astounding, Eddie... astoundingly baffling, but astounding nonetheless. I'll give you that.

You're really wasting your time on a costume party, though?

[ Says the anti-social nut. ]

[meltinglight]

Uwaah... You have really nice legs! So long! Definitely the catsuit...

[His eyes haven't left the photo yet.]

[ainissesthai]

[Now that's the sort of reaction he wants.]

I do, don't I? You're right, that's definitely the best choice. It's so good to meet someone with taste for once.

[meltinglight]

[If there's one thing Tomoe's good for it's mildly horny appreciative praise of older men.]

My taste is only as good as the model deserves! The pelvic emphasis and underarm cutouts are a little daring, and the heels add that extra oomph to your legs.

[Nodnod.]

It's definitely eye-catching.

Ganymede | mythology

[the_cupbearer]

Exhibit 1 and Exhibit 2

2

[unwillingdevil]

My oh my.

One small critique: remove the hat, darling.

how did I know you'd choose that one

[the_cupbearer]

That's not how the song goes...

The hat can come off when you come over.

~psychic powers~

[unwillingdevil]

What can I say, I'm a rebel about music.

Where are you now? I can come as quickly as you'd like me to.

Donatello - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[soft_shelled]

[Probably a missent text or email or something, because that's pretty spicy even for him.]