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POST-COITAL MEME

In countless smut memes, we've enshrined both the build-up and the act of sex itself, but what about the aftermath?

It's time to celebrate the adorable, awkward, or even tragic end of a bedside partnership.

how to play.
- This works like you think it does.
- Fast forward to the prompts!

COLLAPSE: Characters collapse onto the bed, exhausted but satisfied.

GIGGLE: Lovers share a lighthearted giggle, still basking in the afterglow.

CUDDLE: One character pulls the other into a tender embrace, enjoying the closeness.

STRETCH: Stretch out those kinks. Oww. Did you have to pull that hard? I think I strained something.

PILLOWTALK: Maybe you two should talk about what just happened. If you can still speak, that is. Somebody grab some water.

SMILE: Characters exchange warm smiles, after their shared intimacy.

ADJUST: One half playfully tousles the other's hair.

TOUCH: A character traces gentle patterns on their partner's skin.

TENDER: Characters share a post-coital kiss.

DISMAY: "Did I hurt you?" For some reason or another, one or both characters are guilty about what they've done.

HORROR: Characters can't comprehend the mistake they just made.

BICKER: Sure, they got along like a house on fire during the lovemaking, but now these two characters can't get along.

ALONE: Rather than bathing in bliss, one character leaves the other behind

ROUND TWO: Here we go again!

COLD REALITY: Wait. This was wrong. Both of you have significant others, you forgot the condom, this union will kickstart the End Times, etc. Shit. This was the worst idea and now you've gotta deal with the fallout.

WILDCARD

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{{Previous assumed CR is a-okay! Open to canonmates and similar fantasy muses}}

"Whew--!" Felix rolls off her partner and is already shuffling about looking for the bottle of wine they'd been enjoying before things had gotten hot and heavy. Gods, is this woman ever still? No. The answer is no.

[tl,dr: detective whose significant other/co-worker was a dirty cop and now she's out for revenge -- bringing her back after a super-long rp break, so appreciate literally anyone who wants to hang out with her.]

[bet that post-nut clarity's sinking in real bad, huh.]

[ Standard Valentino-related sex triggers apply, may include cursing, possible physical harm, aphros, possible non/dub-con... not *all* of them of course, gosh but lmk what you're good with/don't want. I'm a flexible mun. ]