you're a pack of vultures at the feast! knives out, beaks bloody!

[iamthesockpirelestat]

the 'LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT' meme


And to Bakerstreet, the light of my life, my greatest joy, I leave...this meme!

HOW TO PLAY
- NO BLANK COMMENTS. All top levels should contain a brief outline of what your character is leaving behind when they move into the upstairs (or downstairs) apartment and who gets it! Death not required at this stage of the game.
- Repliers contest the will, disavow their inheritance, etc.

Comments

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

[ourlittlenordicangel]

E... everyone gets one of my potatoes... and... my wife gets my body. It is her favorite part of me?

Wrythin 'T.A.V' Wyrm 🧙‍♂️ BG3

[gotbrainworms]

First of all, I leave an instruction- bloody well bring me back to life immediately. If you cannot use the scroll of revivify I keep in my breast pocket, contact Withers. If this is not possible, please continue.

I bequeath my vast collection of magic items, scrolls and potions amongst my adventuring party in accordance with the following formula of need, value and preference. [ It’s long and complicated but very fair. ]

My spell book is left for Gale. May it contain something you didn't know.

My home in Baldur’s Gate I leave for Karlach. It's not much, but you deserve somewhere cosy.

To Astarion, I gift my recipes for beauty products. Your hair deserves it.

To Lae’Zel, my cat. She's an unstoppable she-beast who always gets her way, she can stand in for a red dragon any day.

To Wyll, my books. Half of them adventure novels, you’ll no doubt find inspiration in them.

To Shadowheart, my wine cellar. You’ll need it, I think. Nothing fancy, I'm afraid.