You sext me all night long

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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Comments

[outfitted]

yep, and i'd never ever do something like that! even if the idea makes sense.

ah, the same of worshipping a goddess? now that i can understand, you're just flattering me! i hope the devotee's sing praises in hymns of my beauty! but they should also sing hymns about you too, of course.

[nativized]

They should?
That would be fun, actually! Hymns...

Not one of my special skills, music composition! But I suppose, there's a certain aria that it's fun to draw out of people! An ode to the passions of the body

[outfitted]

yeah, have you ever been to church before? back at the monestary, we always had to sing hymns about the gods and goddesses.

but, ah? that's such a shame! i'm sure next time you can just sing for me instead! in fact, i'd really like that and what better way to please someone than through song?

[nativized]

Well I know for a fact you can coax some similar 'arias' out of me. You definitely have before!

But yeah? yeah? I've been in a few churches in my day. Never a full on monastery! at least not long term