bakerstreet | Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me oooooooh.

Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me oooooooh.

DO YOU WANT ME?

RULES

1. Top-level.
2. Characters tag yours with either a blank tag (use < ! > without spaces to format one) or a line of dialogue, indicating that they want your character. Romantically? Sexually? Yes.
3. Reply with your character's response to this new info.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Not even remotely.

[Ranma has way too many people in his life who have the hots for him already, whether it's as a man or woman. SOMEONE has to put a damper on that ego!]

Wow, not even a little?

I'm relieved you didn't just appear to tell me that my dad made another marriage contract I didn't know about, but that's pretty harsh.

You look and often act like a monkey!

[And we all know how Herb feels about monkeys.]

I am the prince of the musk dynasty you clod! Your father wouldn't have a prayer at even offering you as a servent! Never mind some sort of deranged gender swapped fiance!

[Herb... this is why you have so few friends.]

[Ranma had gotten good at holding his tongue around here. This had pushed his buttons, however.]

Like I'd want anything to do with a prissy prince like you! Some prince, all bark and no bite. You probably aren't fit to even wash my clothes, let alone lead a country.

I seem to recall we've had at least two battles you and I, and in none of those did you ever actually defeat me.

[The fact that Ranma saved his life after said fact is the main reason he keeps his bullying more in check than he used to.]