Tinder

[fleurmortelle]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

Kishin Asura ΦΦΦ Soul Eater | OTA

[strongestcoward]

Kishin Asura (800+) Do you want to see something cool?

✓ ✕

[bringingdowndisaster]

✓

alright, show me something cool

[strongestcoward]

[ The reply comes in the form of a picture... of the back of Xue Yang's head. The surroundings indicate it's very recent, though if he looks around, there's no Asura to be seen. ]

[bringingdowndisaster]

[ Okay, that's creepy as shit. Xue Yang is intrigued. ]

alright, color me impressed. how the fuck did you do that?

[strongestcoward]

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Show me something cool in return?

[bringingdowndisaster]

oooh, edgy

i guess i can show you a party trick

[ After a brief moment, Xue Yang sends a short video of him tying a cherry stem into a knot using only his tongue. ]

[strongestcoward]

[ An amused chuckle is vaguely audible in Xue Yang's immediate vicinity- less sound, more a general vibe. ]

I'm not sure I would call that cool.

I liked it.

But I wouldn't say cool.

[bringingdowndisaster]

[ Xue Yang glances around where he's sitting on his bed, but he doesn't see anyone (or anything). Creepy, but still intriguing. ]

ouch, tough crowd

what would you consider cool then?

nanami kento | jujutsu kaisen

[nonexempt]

NANAMI KENTO (27) Please only contact me with serious inquiries.

✓ ✕

deacon | fallout 4

[countersign]

DEACON (-) hey. what's up? what a day, huh?

✓ ✕

Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | ota 18+

[dethangel]

TOKI WARTOOTH (20something) toki from dethklok (real) (officials) (not catsfishing). guy what helpsed saves the world. asks me abouts my models collection. lets rents out a chucks e cheese. shows me pictures of your cat. or else!

✓ ✕

youko ♦ juuni kokki, ota

[suntones]

NAKAJIMA YOUKO (18) hi. i have been told to put, "yes, they do," pre-emptively?

✓ ✕

strahd von z-- vasili von holtz | curse of strahd/ravenloft | ota 18+!!

[alliegiance]

VASILI VON HOLTZ (20) Young, unmarried lord of considerable influence, power, and financial means. Redheads preferred.

✓ ✕

[semicharmed]

If I can ask: what is it about redheads that does it for you?

[ Matt Jamison (25) has a photo that's probably fine. The red flag in his profile is the French poetry: Il est l’affection et le présent puisqu’il a fait la maison ouverte à l’hiver écumeux et à la rumeur de l’été ...

Also: ]

✓

[ It's cool, he makes bad decisions a lot. ]

tav (sir godfrey) | baldur's gate 3 | m/m 25+!

[gwilym]

SIR GODFREY (35) Hope your soul is in good hands.

✓ ✕

Donatello Hamato - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[soft_shelled]

DONATELLO (16) I'm just doing this to not be pestered by dum dums.

✓ ✕

somei yoshino『yakuza fiancé』ota

[delinqueency]

SOMEI YOSHINO (18) Win me over by telling me about your favorite food. 🌸

✓ ✕

Fushiguro Megumi | Jujutsu Kaisen | m/m

[silentgame]

megumi (18) student, gym rat dog person not looking for long-term

✓ ✕

[harperish]

[a definite ✓ for this guy!!! Will Megumi be interested in Harper as well?]

Harper Bishop [he/him] (17) Looking for fun~

✓ ✕

✓

[silentgame]

What kind of fun?

[harperish]

Oh, I can think of lots of fun things to do with someone as cute as you.

[silentgame]

That's vague.
You're not some kind of psycho, right?

[harperish]

Ah, I was going for cute, not psycho. /o\

Honestly, this is my first time on this app, and I'm a bit nervous!

[silentgame]

You shouldn't be on here at all actually.

[prolonged]

gym rat????

[silentgame]

It's easier to meet people there.

[Without all you nutcases, he means.]

[prolonged]

i didn’t really expect it of you, i guess..

[silentgame]

Why?
I don't exactly enjoy being punched and thrown around by you monster senpais.

[prolonged]

rude, i don't usually punch, i'm not that physically strong.

[ throw around, though.. well, rika gets really excitable. ]

[silentgame]

You're strong enough.

[More importantly.]

Btw, what are you doing on this app?

[prolonged]

[ oh. oops. ]

can't i browse? rika isn't QUITE as possessive as she used to be.

[silentgame]

Sure you can.
It's just
There are easier ways to die than being beaten to death by Maki-senpai.

[prolonged]

[ ???? ]

why would she care?

[silentgame]

She's your girlfriend?

[Unofficial / secret / in denial or something but it's become Jujutsu High lore amongst the younger ones that the copypasta man and the gorilla woman are A Thing.]

[prolonged]

WHAT?
no, absolutely not.
even if we were inclined and rika would allow it (unlikely), when would we even have time?

[silentgame]

Huh, interesting.
I don't think about the logistics of your sex life, senpai.
That's something everyone has to sort out for themselves.

[prolonged]

i wasn't even talking about sex!
dating someone requires making time to spend with them, right??

[ and he's literally always gone. ]

[silentgame]

I honestly wouldn't know.
But what I said is still valid.

armand duval | the lady of the camellias | ota

[3timesachild]

ARMAND DUVAL (22) Even if you will not permit me to admire you, I extend to you full permission to admire anything you might in me find admirable, that you might in me find worthy of your admiration.

✓ ✕