Sexts from the Cracker Barrel crime scene

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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dean winchester | supernatural | m/f

[picksthetunes]

could be a missfire! Up to you.

[workingtheory]

I really wanna suck on a popsicle... or something.

armand duval | the lady of the camellias | ota

[3timesachild]

[ if you want the prose of your sexts as purple as the eggplant emoji and as flowery as the rose one, he's your guy. probably won't get you off as much as he'll be mildly entertaining and borderline ridiculous. info in journal. ]

yusuke urameshi ○ yyh

[duhtective]

[ i am summoned, kind of ]

Peter Parker (spiderman ps4) m/f

[webbombs]

Steve Rogers | MCU

[captainavenger]

thorntail ("tav") 🐉 bg3 🐉 25+

[wanderment]

( info/prefs in journal! also available in half-elf variant. )

Chrissy Cunningham | Stranger Things

[bubblegumheart]

[darkbright]

This might be too graphic for a daytime text but I really wanna fall asleep next to you tonight.

annalise o'brien ─ the bastard son & the devil himself

[fairborn]

( canon reviewing and here for everything. gen/sexting/cross-canon, etc etc. )

[unleash]

Did you have fun on the dance floor?

toji fushiguro | jjk

[jujutsugoroshi]

matched on a dating app?

[silentgame]

[attachment: an image of Megumi in a maid outfit.]

Happy?

laura moon | american gods

[decayings]

vi | arcane | f/f

[piltoversvinest]

nanami kento | jujutsu kaisen

[choukin]

uh-oh someone's bored

[fallen_cetra]

°˖✧˖☆*:.｡.Nanami.｡.:*☆˖✧˖° you're not working overtime again tonight, are you? Should I go with red, pink, or blue?

[Of course she doesn't wait for an answer of if he's at work or not, sending a picture of his options. Three different sets of lingerie spread out on his bed, ranging from cute (the pink), elegant (the red), or the very sexy lace set (the blue that matches his favorite shirt). She's also made sure to catch her hand in the corner of the photo making a little heart shape with her finger and thumb.]

quinn fabray ♔ glee

[ambitious]

[spiderbility]

I respect you too much to send you unsolicited nudes, but oh my god, I wish I was in your bed right now.

loid forger | spy x family

[forgedfamily]

aki hayakawa | chainsawman

[kontractor]

sienna shaw | terrifier 2

[daggr]

laura kearney | the quarry

[hacketeers]

Todoroki Shoto | MHA

[dualquirk]

ziggy berman | fear street

[shittysider]

( defaults to 1978 version, but 1994 version available on request. )

Geto Suguru | Jujutsu Kaisen

[a_darker_path]

heather - american idiot ( the musical )

[unglued]

Wei Wuxian | Mo Dao Zu Shi

[undisciplined]

Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy 7 (Not remake compliant)

[master_fist]

[cerberusrevolver]

Thank you for last night, Tifa.
The..blowjob really helped me relax.

nancy wheeler • stranger things x dbd

[perfectings]

[ ignore icons, now current through s3. ]

Sakaguchi Ango | Bungou Stray Dogs.

[unobtrusively]