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bakerstreet2024-01-18 06:27 pm
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You win
HOW TO WOO ME(me) RULES |
It is a long and complex process.
Step One: Show Abs
Step One: Show Abs
"I fall in love with every person I meet."
In the Hozier sense, not the literal way.
In the Hozier sense, not the literal way.
Be a winery tycoon by day, bartender by night and vigilante by even later night.
Why so specific? Oh, no reason.
Why so specific? Oh, no reason.
I see you already have your sights on someone who meets these requirements.
.. I guess you can start with really quality alcohol.
I... don't know? I never really thought about it.
Huh... be very devoted to your work? But not on my dad's levels? Also, be kind? I think?
Huh... be very devoted to your work? But not on my dad's levels? Also, be kind? I think?
Showing me something exciting is a very good start.
Sorry, not interested. In wooing you, that is.
I've been wooed with galaxies. Gifted entire empires. But I'm a simple gal. I don't need much.
Just murder. A cheeky murder. A lil murder, as a treat. Mine, somebody else's, yours. Whatever. That's enough to keep you in my hearts forever and ever.
Just murder. A cheeky murder. A lil murder, as a treat. Mine, somebody else's, yours. Whatever. That's enough to keep you in my hearts forever and ever.
[ What Missy said. But also, it helps if you are a sensual chaotic neutral (at most wholesome), with a sense of humor and don’t mind pet demons. Bonus: you’re a skilled dancer and switch in general. ]
Being nice to me with no strings attached.
Hmmm... I don't think you'll find many with all of those.
Himmel | Frieren. At the Journey's Limit | OTA | voicetesting
leczdeszczrozmyllitery
2024-01-19 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really know. But perhaps no wooing needs to be involved, let's just do something else?
....Isn't wooing just yelling 'Woo' at someone though?
I suppose I like a challenge.
[ ??? ]
[ ??? ]
[ Seth spends a moment blinking, before speaking up. ]
But. But…You... are... a person?
[ Seth's an open minded fella to the extreme. Anyone who can talk is a person, even if it's psychically.
On the psychic note, Seth is a bit of an oddity in that regard. His mind is in a little psychic bubble that keeps people out, but has a serene feeling, like the woods he's worked the contents into. ]
But. But…You... are... a person?
[ Seth's an open minded fella to the extreme. Anyone who can talk is a person, even if it's psychically.
On the psychic note, Seth is a bit of an oddity in that regard. His mind is in a little psychic bubble that keeps people out, but has a serene feeling, like the woods he's worked the contents into. ]
You forgot one.
[Smirks and scoots closer, reaching up to scritch both ears.]
[Smirks and scoots closer, reaching up to scritch both ears.]
Eh, I'll live. Just tired. Still have energy for the cute, though
deadbirdarising
- 2024-01-20 02:49 (UTC) - ExpandBe nice and respectful and stuff? And maybe don't be a murderous fuckhead.
Oh! Don't stalk me!
Oh! Don't stalk me!
Edited 2024-01-19 15:11 (UTC)
You can't.
Oh, flings are fun and all, but if you want us to be truly serious?
Treat me like a queen, like you worship the very ground I walk on... and be okay with eventually becoming a vampire if you're not already immortal.
And you have to mean it! I am not interested in anyone playing pretend.
Treat me like a queen, like you worship the very ground I walk on... and be okay with eventually becoming a vampire if you're not already immortal.
And you have to mean it! I am not interested in anyone playing pretend.
Be kind, patient, and diligent. I am not difficult to know, but romance can take some doing as I am quite unable to discern when an attempt is being made unless one is blunt with their intent.
Both of those are absolutely doable. Though I'll have to get enough chocolate for both of us, 'cause I'll want some too.
"Be able to remind me of who I am"? Would it be okay to ask what that means? [This is asked via her phone's TTS app. Listen, she's curious okay.]
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